Matthew Perry

Born: 1969-08-19

Died: 2023-10-28

IMDB Filmography

Dec

2023

Man, I'm talking loud

From: Friends

Episode: The One with the Monkey (1994) (Season 1, Episode 10)

Jeez! What-- What is wrong with New Year's? –Well, nothing, for you. You have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. A desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have somebody to kiss when the ball drops! Man, I'm talking loud!

Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green) | Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing)

#New Year's

#Kissing

#Party

#Peer Pressure

#Frustration

Nov

2020

Reliving past pain

From: Friends

Episode: The One With All The Thanksgivings (1998) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Oh come on, Monica. Reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving's all about. You know, for me anyway… and, of course, the Indians.

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing)

Dec

2006

Is there a sketch you can cut?

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Is there a sketch you feel like you can cut right now? –Sure. I could cut Immaculate My Ass, HBO's Ho Ho Ho's, and Hookers at the Pole.

Bradley Whitford (Danny Tripp) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie)

Dec

2006

Your people stole Jesus

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

What'd you need? –Any Christmas ideas you might have. –There's no such thing as the star of Bethlehem. –Jesus was born in North Africa. How come in paintings it always looks like he's one of the Bee Gees? –All right, Christmas ideas that don't shriek of meanness. –Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people.

D.L. Hughley (Simon Stiles) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Nate Corddry (Tom Jeter)

Dec

2006

Screw Christmas

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

How is it I'm Jewish and I'm the only one with Christmas spirit? Come to think of it, how is it I'm the only Jew in a comedy writer's room? –All good questions, but take some advice from your Protestant brothers: let's do The Year In Review and screw Christmas. –Screw Christmas?!

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw)

#Christmas

#Religion

#Frustration

Dec

2006

What are you? Linus?

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Matt? –Yeah? –What's that? –It's a Christmas tree. –Really? –Yeah. –What are you? Linus? –Yes. Yes, I am.

Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Columbus Short (Darius Hawthorne)

#Christmas

#Television

#Sarcasm

Dec

2006

Demented Santa Claus

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Cal? –Yeah? –What, uh, is going on with this? –What do you mean? –What's he doing? –There're going to be reindeer up in the balcony. He's waving at them. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Nah. He's waving at the reindeer. –Why wouldn't the reindeer be with him? –Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt-- –All right, let's set logistics aside. He's saying 'Heil Hitler.' –I think you're reading too much into it. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Well, now that you've said it, that's all I can see. –It's all anybody can see. –Yeah, he's got the crazy eyes, too, doesn't he? Let's get rid of demented Santa Claus!

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Timothy Busfield (Cal Shanley)

Sep

2006

Apparently I felt strongly about it

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

I couldn't believe the words were coming out of my mouth, but apparently I felt pretty strongly about it.

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie)

#Humiliation

#Regret

#Language

Sep

2006

Asked for the butter

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

I got a laugh at the table-read when I asked for the butter in the dinner sketch. I didn't get it at the dress. What did I do wrong? –It's 1 laugh out of 30 you're going to get tonight. –What did I do wrong? –You asked for the laugh. –What did I do at the table-read? –You asked for the butter.