We're all being lobotomized by this country's most-influential industry. It's just thrown in the towel on any endeavor to do anything that doesn't include the courting of 12-year-old boys. And not even the smart 12-year-olds, the stupid ones, the idiots -- which there are plenty, thanks in no small measure to this network! So why don't you just change the channel? Turn off your TVs. Do it right now. Go ahead.
What'd you need? –Any Christmas ideas you might have. –There's no such thing as the star of Bethlehem. –Jesus was born in North Africa. How come in paintings it always looks like he's one of the Bee Gees? –All right, Christmas ideas that don't shriek of meanness. –Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people.
Cal? –Yeah? –What, uh, is going on with this? –What do you mean? –What's he doing? –There're going to be reindeer up in the balcony. He's waving at them. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Nah. He's waving at the reindeer. –Why wouldn't the reindeer be with him? –Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt-- –All right, let's set logistics aside. He's saying 'Heil Hitler.' –I think you're reading too much into it. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Well, now that you've said it, that's all I can see. –It's all anybody can see. –Yeah, he's got the crazy eyes, too, doesn't he? Let's get rid of demented Santa Claus!