#Language

May

2018

Cunning linguist

From: Tomorrow Never Dies

You always were a cunning linguist, James.

Samantha Bond (Moneypenny)

#Language

#Puns

#Innuendo

Jan

2018

WTC?!

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Turkey in a Can (2013) (Season 4, Episode 5)

What the cuss-word?!

Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

Nov

2017

Don't mock Movember

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

Oct

2017

Why the mumbo-jumbo?

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Why all the mumbo-jumbo?

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

Aug

2017

A single wrong word

From: Babylon 5

Episode: No Surrender, No Retreat (1997) (Season 4, Episode 15)

If with a single wrong word I can become the enemy, do I any longer really understand who the enemy is?

Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari)

Mar

2017

Reality's source code

From: Doctor Strange

The language of the Mystic Arts is as old as civilization. The sorcerers of antiquity called the use of this language "spells." But if that word offends your modern sensibilities, you can call it a "program": the source code that shapes reality.

Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

Jan

2017

Abso-fragging-lutely (v2)

From: Babylon 5

Episode: A Race Through Dark Places (1995) (Season 2, Episode 8)

Abso-fragging-lutely.

Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan)

#Exclamations

#Language

#Slang

Aug

2016

Racoons in your pants

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Very impressive, Mr. Duckman, but why are you telling me in Cherokee that you have raccoons in your pants?

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Teri Garr (Vanessa La Pert)

Jun

2016

Not familiar with that phrase

From: The Princess Bride

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck)

#Language

#Confusion

#Frustration

May

2016

You keep using that word

From: The Princess Bride

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya)

#Confusion

#Language

#Concern

Apr

2016

Many-colored scrotum

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Either you're babbling or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many-colored.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Feb

2016

Walking thesaurus

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Cease your yammering and relieve us from this urgent confinement. –Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one. –Do not ever call me a thesaurus. –It's just a metaphor, dude. –His people are completely literal. Metaphors are going to go over his head. –Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it. –I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer) | Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord) | Bradley Cooper (Rocket) | Zoe Saldana (Gamora)

#Language

#Metaphors

Feb

2016

The only language cheerleaders understand

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Christmas (2003) (Season 6, Episode 7)

Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand. These are bad girls, they need to be punished, and they know it.

Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

Nov

2015

Human capacity for hyperbole

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Parallax (1995) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I will never cease to be amazed by the human capacity for hyperbole.

Tim Russ (Tuvok)

#Frustration

#Hyperbole

#Language

Oct

2015

Watch your language

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

And for gosh sake, watch your language! –That's not going away anytime soon.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man) | Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

#Language

#Sarcasm

#Frustration

Oct

2015

Language

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Shit! –Language.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man) | Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

#Language

Sep

2015

Chickenshit

From: The Monster Squad

C'mon! Don't be chickenshit.

Ashley Bank (Phoebe)

#Taunts

#Language

Jul

2015

Holy frak

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

Episode: Gun on Ice Planet Zero: Part 1 (1978), (Season 1, Episode 6)

Holy frak.

Dirk Benedict (Lt. Starbuck)

#Language

#Slang

#Frustration

Jun

2015

Talk funny

From: Kingsman: The Secret Service

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y'all talk so funny.

Samuel L. Jackson (Richmond Valentine)

Apr

2015

Badaladaladala

From: Big Hero 6

Badaladaladala.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

Aug

2014

One true sentence

From: World's Greatest Dad

Ernest Hemingway once said all he wanted to do is write one true sentence. He also tried to scratch an itch in the back of his head with a shotgun.

Robin Williams (Lance)

#Literature

#Suicide

#Language

Jul

2014

Witticism

From: Goldfinger

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond. It may be your last.

Gert Fröbe (Auric Goldfinger)

File Updated: 2016-12-04

#Warnings

#Threats

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