Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter. –♪ Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter ♫ –Where ever a semi-naked man is crying like a schoolgirl because he lost a ballgame, you are there. –♪ So sad, too bad now ♫ –Why did they lose? Because some millionaire dropped the ball. A millionaire who needs a mic stuck in his face on national television. –♪ Oh, no ♫ –Go ahead. Wear your cashmere blazer to work. No one's going to pour champagne on it where you're going. –♪ They're just losers ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Bringer Of Bad News. You're not a big loser. You just interview them. –♪ Don't want to talk about it ♫
You know, Mary, I haven't had Christmas off in seven years. –Oh, that's terrible. –Well, it's not too bad. You get used to it. Christmas is just like any other day when you work in a newsroom. You know what I mean? –Uh, no. –Oh. You gotta work on Christmas. –I've got to work on Christmas? –Well, that's another way of putting it.