#Food

Aug

2018

24-hour room service

From: Twin Peaks

Episode: The Last Evening (1990) (Season 1, Episode 8)

(sigh) 24-hour room service must be one of the premier achievements of modern civilization.

Kyle MacLachlan (Special Agent Dale Cooper)

#Hotels

#Food

#Customer Service

#Service

Jun

2018

Jumping butterballs! (v3)

From: Room Service

Jumping butterballs!

Donald MacBride (Gregory Wagner)

Apr

2018

Makes me bloaty

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)

#Digestion

#Food

Mar

2018

Screwed-up little kid

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese Chicken Salad, mm-kay? I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid. Do you understand?

Trey Parker (Mr. Mackey)

Feb

2018

Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #10

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫ –Any wienie can stock a shelf, but it takes a real man to wrestle an untamed herd of jammed-together grocery carts. –♪ Gotta keep 'em movin' ♫ –There are 20 strays in the lot and weather setting in. Who's gonna bring those doggies safely back inside? –♪ Who's it gonna be? ♫ –The man in the smock and the comfortable shoes, that's who. –♪ Don't mock my smock ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. As far as we're concerned, you put the super in supermarket. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Dec

2017

Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #41

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy ♫ –Though Man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope... and sometimes a free mini-wienie –♪ Love that freebie wienie ♫ –What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares? If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. –♪ It's all good, baby ♫ –For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right. –♪ You're a star! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Toothpick, because you put the free in freedom. –♪ Livin' free ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Nov

2017

Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #32

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor. –♪ Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor ♫ –You've given us the real American Dream: a tray, 15-feet of food, and a little sign that says "Go nuts, buddy." –♪ Pinch me, I'm dreamin' ♫ –Pushing side-dish innovation to its limits, you offer creamed everything and 400 flavors of gelatin. –♪ Feedin' frenzy ♫ –If there's beef, you'll chip it. If there's chicken, you'll fry it. And if there's gravy, well, then everything's going to be OK. –♪ Thank god for my gravy! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Buffet Boy. You know the way to a man's heart, and a few hundred tasty ways to challenge it. –♪ Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Nov

2017

What happened to our turkey?

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

2017

Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #9

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer ♫ –To feed America's hunger, you stand dangerously close to a buzzsaw armed only with a salami. –♪ Just your and your salami ♫ –Behind your glass fortress you quickly fill orders as shoppers shout "Hey, I was first." –♪ Take a number, please ♫ –And no matter what you're slicing, from baloney to liverwurst, you always hit your mark: one tenth of an ounce over. –♪ Slice, slice, slice. That's the way I like it ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Master Slicer. And remember, when someone asks "Who cut the cheese?", you can proudly say "It was me." –♪ Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer ♫