Take this down. I want rustlers... cut-throats... murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits... vipers, snipers, con men, Indian Agents, Mexican bandits... muggers, buggerers... bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (cackles) –Could you repeat that, sir?
We, the right God-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge, wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. (applause) The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state. (applause)
Hello, handsome. Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?