#Depression

Jun

2018

It's reality

From: *batteries not included

It's old and depressing! –It's reality! –This is the '80s, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore.

Wendy Schaal (Pamela) | Dennis Boutsikaris (Mason Baylor)

#Reality

#Depression

#Aging

#Agism

Aug

2017

One day at a time

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

I only dread one day at a time.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

#Dread

#Philosophy

#Depression

Jan

2014

Not going to work

From: Monsters University

This is not going to work.

John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan)

#Cynical

#Frustration

#Depression

May

2013

Pardon me for breathing

From: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

Did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it. Oh, god, I'm so depressed.

Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

May

2013

Manically-depressed robot

From: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

What're you supposed to do with a manically-depressed robot? –You think you've got problems? What're supposed to do if you are a manically-depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm 50,000 times more-intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

Sandra Dickinson (Trillian) | Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

Nov

2008

That just depresses me

From: Bones

I'd say 'King of the Lab,' but that just depresses me.

T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins)

#Royalty

#Science

#Depression

Oct

2008

Holidays always depress me

From: Reaper

Holidays always depress me, Sam. –Holidays? But-- Halloween? I thought you loved this time of year. –I detest it with every fiber of my being. Now back when it was the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain... Now that... that was a holiday. Dead rising from their graves, damaging crops, causing trouble... Good times.

Ray Wise (The Devil) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)

Dec

2007

Santa's gnomes

From: All In The Family

What's the matter, Arch? You're acting like--You're acting like you've given up on Christmas this year. Well, why are you so down? Where's your Christmas spirit? –What do you mean? Who do you think hung the wreath on the door, huh? One of Santa's gnomes?

Rob Reiner (Michael 'Meathead' Stivic) | Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)

Sep

2007

Buy new suits

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk. –Go to the zoo, flip-off the monkeys? –No. Buy new suits.

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy) | David Koechner (Champ Kind)

Dec

2005

Must be something wrong with me

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

Nov

2005

Christmas creep

From: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Holidays always depress me. –I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas! –For Christmas? Already?!

Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)

#Thanksgiving

#Christmas

#Depression

May

2005

I've depressed myself

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)

#Depression

#Self-Deprication

Dec

2004

What Christmas is all about

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't've picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

Oct

2004

Pudding

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Happy Cake (2000) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help.

Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)

File Updated: 2017-09-16

Jun

2004

Shouldn't get out of bed

From: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.

Bill Hunter (Bob)

#Frustration

#Depression

Mar

2004

Staying alive to satisfy you

From: The Hours

I think I'm only staying alive to satisfy you.

Ed Harris (Richard Brown)

#Love

#Depression

#Frustration

Jul

2003

So much less

From: The Hours

No matter what you start with it ends up being so much less.

Ed Harris (Richard Brown)

#Philosophy

#Frustration

#Depression

May

2003

Getting you down

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

I'm not getting you down at all, am I?

Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

#Computer

#Robots

#Depression

Dec

2002

Feeling depressed

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

Dec

2002

Real estate

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Incidentally, I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that. –What is it that you want? –Real estate.

Tracy Stratford (Lucy Van Pelt) | Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

Oct

2002

A Personality Prototype

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

I'm a Personality Prototype. You can tell, can't you?

Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

#Computer

#Robots

#Depression

Jul

2002

Don't talk to me about life

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

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