3rd Rock From The Sun

And who are you supposed to be? –I'll give you a hint: "Dick! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" –Of course! Nancy Kassebaum, former Republican senator from Kansas.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright)

#Halloween

#Costumes

#Kansas

#Quotes

#Politics

Oct

2016

Buccaneers

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

So, Dick, where are your buccaneers? –Under my buckin' hat.

Richard McGonagle (Dr. Howard) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Puns

#Halloween

#Costumes

Jan

2016

They're everywhere

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Women. You can't live with them and yet... they're everywhere.

French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

#Misogyny

#Sexism

#Frustration

Dec

2015

As the old year draws to a close

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

As the old year draws to a close, one can't help but reflect on what hasn't been done and what can never be reclaimed. Say what you will about this year, it is lost, it is gone. And as I look around me I can honestly say there is no group that I would rather be with to face the grim specter of death racing with blinding speed so inexorably towards us.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#New Year's

#Death

#Speeches

Dec

2015

Enlarged heart

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

How can they let the Grinch carve the roast beast after what he did? –They probably feel bad for him because of his enlarged heart.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

Dec

2015

For Christmas?

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Presents? For Christmas?!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Gifts

#Christmas

Mar

2010

Car stolen every 15 minutes

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I gotta go. There's a car stolen every 15 minutes. And the guy who's doing it has to be stopped.

Wayne Knight (Officer Don Orville)

#Police

#Theft

#Cars

Sep

2009

Prom Night

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Prom Night has all the ingredients of a tragedy. Take a couple of teenagers, throw in a bottle of Scotch lifted from daddy's liquor cabinet, stir in a dash of loud music, and you've got a deadly cocktail.

Wayne Knight (Officer Don Orville)

Sep

2009

The yelling will cease

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

The yelling will cease or the killing will commence!

William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips)

#Alcohol

#Murder

Aug

2009

Last time I saw you

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Last time I saw you I was kissing you good-bye after a long night of kissing you hello.

French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

#Sex

#Farewells

#Kissing

Aug

2009

What the hell have you been doing

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

What the hell have you been doing here all this time?

William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips)

#Exclamations

Apr

2009

Incoming message from The Big Giant Head!

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Incoming message from The Big Giant Head!

French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

#E-mail

#Mail

#Messages

Apr

2009

Hot diggity!

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Hot diggity!

William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips)

#Exclamations

Dec

2008

Isn't about buying gifts

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

What is wrong with you people?! This isn't about buying gifts at all. This is about viciousness and ruthlessness and aggression and... usually I like all those things. But now it's just really ruining Christmas.

Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)

#Christmas

#Gifts

Dec

2008

What a crock

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

'Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men.' What a crock!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2008

Trespassing and vandalizing

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

What a bunch of hypocrites! Apparently the 'Christmas Spirit' doesn't apply when you're 'trespassing' and 'vandalizing.'

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2008

Turn it into something so ugly

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

How can humans take something like shopping, something pure and natural and good, and turn it into something so ugly?

Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

#Christmas

#Shopping

Dec

2008

Christmas is a sham

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Oh, let's face it. Christmas is a sham.

French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2008

Rum balls

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

You know, a few years ago I made a batch of my famous rum balls for Christmas. They were so popular that this year, just on a whim, I made 20 batches, enough for the whole department. –Hmm. It's funny that you would have that much rum around.

Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright) | Simbi Khali (Nina Campbell)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

#Christmas

#Alcohol

#Balls

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