#New Year's

Dec

2017

Good stiff drinks

From: It's A Wonderful Life

What I need's a couple of good stiff drinks. How about you, angel? You want a drink?

Jimmy Stewart (George Bailey)

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Dec

2017

From all of us to all of you

From: The Doris Day Show

Episode: It's Christmas Time in the City (1970) (Season 3, Episode 15)

From all of us here to all of you out there, may we wish you a very merry Christmas and a new year filled with peace and joy and much love. Good night.

Doris Day (Doris Martin)

Oct

2017

Holidays give us reason to celebrate

From: Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Episode: The Halloween Scene (2000) (Season 5, Episode 6)

OK, listen up and listen good, you Hallo-whiners. All right, holidays give us a reason to celebrate. On Christmas we get to put up decorations. On New Year's we party all night long. Thanksgiving, we eat until we puke. But on Halloween we get to do all of those things while wearing a silly costume.

Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina Spellman)

Dec

2016

The fucking worst

From: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

2016 has been the fucking worst.

John Oliver

Dec

2016

Uncommonly shitty year

From: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

2016 has been an uncommonly shitty year.

John Oliver

Dec

2015

As the old year draws to a close

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Episode: Happy New Dick! (1998) (Season 4, Episode 9)

As the old year draws to a close, one can't help but reflect on what hasn't been done and what can never be reclaimed. Say what you will about this year, it is lost, it is gone. And as I look around me I can honestly say there is no group that I would rather be with to face the grim specter of death racing with blinding speed so inexorably towards us.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

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Jan

2015

So... not dead

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe (2011) (Season 7, Episode 0)

So... you're not dead. –And a Happy New Year!

Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)

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Dec

2014

More liquid

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Now let's put more of this liquid into our bodies! –That's the first thing you've said wasn't bat-shit-crazy!

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer) | Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

Dec

2014

'Tis the season

From: That '70s Show

What's with the keg? –Throwing a little party. You know, 'tis the season to get sloppy.

Robert Hays (Bud Hyde) | Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde)

Jan

2014

Cleaning deposit

From: Judge Dredd

She's definitely not going to get her cleaning deposit back. I mean, that's for sure.

Rob Schneider (Herman Ferguson (Fergie))

Dec

2013

December 31st forever

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Ooh! Wh-wh-why that's terrible! If the Baby New Year isn't found, the Old Year will just keep going on and on... And it'll be December 31st forever.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

Dec

2013

Ring out the Old

From: Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

Great news, Chuck! Marcie and I are going to throw a New Year's party. You know, ring out the Old and ring in the New?

Kristie Baker (Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt)

Dec

2013

Six days left

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, you've six days left to set things right.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

Jan

2012

Every First of January

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

I make certain that every First of January we have a bright and happy New Year.

Red Skelton (Father Time)

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Jan

2012

Lots of dancing

From: Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

A New Years party is not a party without lots of dancing.

Melissa Guzzi (Lucy Van Pelt)

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#Party

Jan

2011

Without a bong to spare

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Whew! We just made it... without a bong to spare.

Red Skelton (Father Time)

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#Drugs

Dec

2010

Before the 12th bong

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

There must be someway to get back to Father Time's castle before the 12th bong.

Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)

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#Drugs

Dec

2010

In a few bongs

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

If I can travel all over the world in one night, I ought to be able to get you to Father Time in a few bongs. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

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#Travel

Dec

2010

MGM happy holidays

From: MGM Parade

Now I'd like to take this opportunity on behalf of all of us here at MGM, and our two wonderful sponsors, to wish all of you a very happy holiday season.

George Murphy

Jan

2010

Dread one day at a time

From: Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

Have you made any New Year's resolutions, Chuck? –Yes. You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Kristie Baker (Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt) | Chad Allen (Charlie Brown)

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Nov

2009

Tears. Booze.

From: Will & Grace

Ohh. Tears. Booze. I love the holidays, too.

Megan Mullally (Karen Walker)

#Alcohol

#New Year's

#Christmas

Dec

2008

Hi, I'm Jodie Foster

From: IDs, Christmas

Hi, I'm Jodie Foster, and Season's Greetings. I'm wishing you the best for a safe and happy holiday season. Be careful on those roads.

Jodie Foster

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