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You're watching The History Channel, the only network dedicated to history. Coming up next, it's Monster Quest, aargh, followed by Hairy Bikers, grrr. But now, back to Part 3 of Ancient Aliens At Thanksgiving.

Trey Parker (TV Announcer)

#Television

Nov

2017

He who controls the stuffing

From: South Park

Episode: A History Channel Thanksgiving (2011) (Season 15, Episode 13)

He who controls the stuffing controls the universe.

Trey Parker (Miles Standish)

#Thanksgiving

#Food

#Stuffing

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Oct

2016

Scew you guys! (v1)

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Screw you guys! I'm going home!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Farewells

#Frustration

#Insult

Nov

2012

What the hell are you doing

From: South Park

What the hell are you doing, fat-ass?

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

#Insult

#Fat

Nov

2012

Huge package

From: South Park

Oh, boy! I've never gotten a package this big. I've always wanted to have a huge package.

Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)

May

2011

Very fucking gay

From: South Park

Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'? –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you very fucking gay.

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) | Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Matt Stone (Kenny McCormick)

#Gay

#Sex

May

2011

Not that god-damned fat

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

I am not that god-damned fat!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Fat

#Anger

#Frustration

May

2009

Time to disperse

From: South Park

OK, people, time to disperse. Party's over!

Trey Parker (Officer Barbrady)

#Police

#Party

Dec

2008

Happy Chanukah

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

It's getting late, boys. Why don't you come on up to bed? –Just let us stay up a little longer, mom. Mr. Hankey's got to show up. He always does! –All right, bubbe. Oh and boys? Happy Chanukah. –Happy Chanukah, Ma.

Mona Marshall (Sheila Broflovski) | Trey Parker (Kyle Broflovski)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Chanukah

#Family

Dec

2008

Naughty And Nice List

From: South Park

All ready for Christmas? –I was just starting to look over the new Naughty And Nice List the gnomes prepared for me. –Oh, heh, are the, uh, tabulations all closed off then? –Oh, no. They keep it open until midnight of Christmas Eve. Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness right at the end. –(cough) Oh, that's so lame of them.