Archer

Archer

(2009 - ????)

Archer @ IMDB

Mar

04

2017

Is that what you want?

Archer

From: Archer

Oh, is that what you want?! –Yup! –Because that's how you get ants! –Yay!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)

Jun

23

2016

Call Kenny Loggins

Archer

From: Archer

Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the Danger Zone.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)

Aug

31

2015

For shit's sake

Archer

From: Archer

Oh, for shit's sake.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

Aug

23

2015

Expensive prostitute

Archer

From: Archer

I'm sorry. Can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Aug

05

2015

Laughing at clothes

Archer

From: Archer

(laughing) Sorry. I-- ohh... I was laughing at your clothes.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Jul

27

2015

Pen store

Archer

From: Archer

Oh, please. She's had more pens in that company ink than... a pen store.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

Jul

05

2015

Them internets

Archer

From: Archer

Thank God for them internets.

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

Jul

01

2015

Surrounded by idiots

Archer

From: Archer

Oh, my God. I am surrounded by idiots.

Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt)

Jun

26

2015

Half of one

Archer

From: Archer

The thought of me dead gives you an erection?! –No, just half of one. The other half would've really missed you. I mean, not... oh.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Apr

09

2015

Sorry about myself

Archer

From: Archer

(toking it up) Sorry, again, about myself. But you are kind of being a bitch.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Mar

27

2015

P:V ratio

Archer

From: Archer

The penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Mar

25

2015

Dick nuts

Archer

From: Archer

Dick nuts!

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

Mar

05

2014

Hoping you'd do that

Archer

From: Archer

Oh, blow it out your ass. –(fart) –(giggling) I was hoping you'd do that.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Mar

05

2014

What's up her ass?

Archer

From: Archer

What's up her gigantic, giant ass?

Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt)

Dec

29

2013

Tripping bear balls

Archer

From: Archer

I'm sorry, but all of my companies have a zero-tolerance drug policy. –You hypocrite cooz! I just watched you eat a whole bag of LSD gummi bears. –Oh, heh heh, right. And I am tripping bear balls!

Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

Apr

22

2013

I thought I drank too much

Archer

From: Archer

What the hell is going on? –It's Cheryl, she's in the cockpit! I think she's trying to kill us all! –Oh, good. Whoo! Heh, for a second there I thought I drank too much. (slurp)

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Eugene Mirman (Cecil Tunt)

Apr

22

2013

Rich people problems

Archer

From: Archer

Man, talk about rich people problems.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Jan

22

2013

There's a niche

Archer

From: Archer

To reiterate... I am paralyzed! –Well, join a support group. –For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? –I--(sigh) You know-- –There's a niche.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

Jan

22

2013

Seaweed wrap

Archer

From: Archer

I'm off to get a seaweed wrap. –I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

Jan

21

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

Archer

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

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