#Kissing

Oct

2016

Tongue like an electric eel

From: Blackadder II

She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.

Rik Mayall (Lord Flashheart)

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#Tongue

#Sex

Sep

2015

Enough for everyone

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

Don't worry. There's enough of me for everyone.

Lynne Marie Stewart (Miss Yvonne)

Nov

2013

You leave marks

From: Mad Monster Party?

Don't kiss! You always leave marks.

Phyllis Diller (The Monster's Mate)

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#Halloween

#Monsters

Dec

2010

Merry Christmas, Sheriff

From: Toy Story

Merry Christmas, Sheriff. –Say, isn't that mistletoe? –Mm-hmm! –Oof!

Annie Potts (Bo Peep) | Tom Hanks (Woody)

Aug

2009

Last time I saw you

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Last time I saw you I was kissing you good-bye after a long night of kissing you hello.

French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

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#Farewells

#Kissing

Feb

2009

Give me some sugar

From: Army Of Darkness

Give me some sugar, baby.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

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#Kissing

Feb

2009

Don't sell yourself short

From: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?

Don't sell yourself short, darling. You know your way around a kiss.

Jayne Mansfield (Rita Marlowe)

#Love

#Sex

#Kissing

Dec

2008

We're under the mistletoe

From: A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!

Would you look at that. We're under the mistletoe. Boy, this is awkward.

Stephen Colbert

Dec

2008

Mistletoe right over the door

From: Desk Set

Are you sure you want this mistletoe right over the door? –Certainly! Then if anything good drifts in we can grab him!

Sue Randall (Ruthie Saylor) | Dina Merrill (Sylvia Blair)

File Updated: 2018-05-26

Aug

2008

Eskimo habit of rubbing noses

From: Desk Set

Hello. I'm trying to find out the truth about the Eskimo habit of rubbing noses.

Joan Blondell (Peg Costello)

File Updated: 2018-05-26

Aug

2008

Painful and unsatisfying

From: Johnny Bravo

(kiss) (electrical buzzing) That was painful and unsatisfying. Can we do it again? (kiss) (electrical buzzing)

Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

Mar

2007

Operation: Smooch?

From: In Like Flint

Operation: Smooch?

James Coburn (Derek Flint)

File Updated: 2017-04-30

Feb

2007

We're not married

From: Lover Come Back

Wait a minute! What kind of a goodnight kiss is that? We're not married.

uncredited

File Updated: 2018-04-15

Jan

2007

I kissed your boyfriend

From: Daria

Hey, what's up? Talk to me. –I kissed your boyfriend.

Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Dec

2006

Under the mistletoe

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Well, you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open-mouth, no matter how drunk I am.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

Jun

2006

He feels less important

From: Are You Popular?

Ginny thinks that she has the key to popularity, parking in cars with the boys at night. When Jerry brags about taking Ginny out, he learns that she dates all the boys, and he feels less important.

David Whitehouse (Narrator)

#Sex

#Kissing

#Ego

May

2005

Sushi

From: The Breakfast Club

What's that? –Sushi. –Sushi? –Rice, uh, raw fish, and seaweed. –You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?

Judd Nelson (John Bender) | Molly Ringwald (Claire Standish)

Jan

2005

Kissing my brother

From: Back To The Future, Part I

This is all wrong. I-I don't know what it is, but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing... my brother.

Lea Thompson (Lorraine Baines McFly)

File Updated: 2015-10-25

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#Kissing

#Family

Nov

2004

Notice where your wife's standing

From: Green Acres

Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe! –Why don't you mind your own business?

Tom Lester (Eb Dawson) | Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel)

#Christmas

#Kissing

Mar

2004

No tongues

From: The Running Man

I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember: no tongues.

Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)

File Updated: 2016-10-01

#Sex

#Kissing

Dec

2003

Wasting perfectly good mistletoe

From: Green Acres

We're wasting a perfectly good piece of mistletoe. –Oh, yeah. Well, Merry Christmas. –Merry Christmas, darling.

Eva Gabor (Lisa Douglas) | Eddie Albert (Oliver Wendell Douglas)

#Christmas

#Kissing

Feb

2003

Kissed like that

From: The Powerpuff Girls

We haven't kissed like that since 1980!

Jeff Bennett (Harold Smith)

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