Andy Mackinaw

Dec

2006

Screw Christmas

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

How is it I'm Jewish and I'm the only one with Christmas spirit? Come to think of it, how is it I'm the only Jew in a comedy writer's room? –All good questions, but take some advice from your Protestant brothers: let's do The Year In Review and screw Christmas. –Screw Christmas?!

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw)

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Dec

2006

What are you? Linus?

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Matt? –Yeah? –What's that? –It's a Christmas tree. –Really? –Yeah. –What are you? Linus? –Yes. Yes, I am.

Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Columbus Short (Darius Hawthorne)

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Born Today

Carol Coombs • 15 Oct 1935

Patricia Jessel • 15 Oct 1920

Emeril Lagasse • 15 Oct 1959

Mark Lenard • 15 Oct 1924

Larry Miller • 15 Oct 1953

Dominic West • 15 Oct 1969

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

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