Andy Mackinaw

Dec

2006

Screw Christmas

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

How is it I'm Jewish and I'm the only one with Christmas spirit? Come to think of it, how is it I'm the only Jew in a comedy writer's room? –All good questions, but take some advice from your Protestant brothers: let's do The Year In Review and screw Christmas. –Screw Christmas?!

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw)

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#Frustration

Dec

2006

What are you? Linus?

From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Matt? –Yeah? –What's that? –It's a Christmas tree. –Really? –Yeah. –What are you? Linus? –Yes. Yes, I am.

Mark McKinney (Andy Mackinaw) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Columbus Short (Darius Hawthorne)

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Born Today

Billy De Wolfe • 18 Feb 1907

Matt Dillon • 18 Feb 1964

Yoko Ono • 18 Feb 1933

Jack Palance • 18 Feb 1919

Molly Ringwald • 18 Feb 1968

Angelo Rossitto • 18 Feb 1908

Cybill Shepherd • 18 Feb 1950

John Travolta • 18 Feb 1954

Mary Ure • 18 Feb 1933

Vanna White • 18 Feb 1957

Died Today

Harry Caray • 18 Feb 1998

Dale Earnhardt • 18 Feb 2001

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

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