#Christmas

Dec

2020

It's tradition

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So, you want to get Chinese food and watch a movie? –Of course, mom, it's tradition.

Nicole Shabtai (Esther Lonstein) | Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein)

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Dec

2020

Loser list

From: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

Why am I on Santa's Naughty List? Why? Why? –My guess? Because he doesn't have a Loser List.

John Leguizamo (Sid) | Denis Leary (Diego)

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Dec

2020

Can't say no

From: A Flintstone Christmas

Well, I just can't say no to Santa Claus.

Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)

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Dec

2020

No Christmas spirit

From: The Flintstones

Episode: Christmas Flintstone (1964) (Season 5, Episode 15)

Boy, there's a guy with no Christmas spirit at all.

Alan Reed (Fred Flintstone)

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Dec

2020

Living in denial

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

So you're just gonna let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I have managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial! If I was gonna let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid! You just gotta keep holding out for a miracle! And if a miracle isn't gonna come at Christmas, then when is it gonna come?!

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Dec

2020

Home at last!

From: The Jetsons

Episode: A Jetson Christmas Carol (1985) (Season 2, Episode 41)

Merry Christmas, everyone! I'm home at last! Let the celebration begin!

George O'Hanlon (George Jetson)

Dec

2020

Presents from Schmanta

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

Can't expect miracles

From: Holiday Affair

Christmas is wonderful, honey, but you can't expect miracles or even hope for them.

Janet Leigh (Connie Ennis)

Dec

2020

If you behave

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

If you boys behave until Christmas morning, there will be a Christmas morning. Otherwise, these are going back to the store and Christmas will be canceled!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

Dec

2020

Not being with family

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

It's gonna be weird not being with our families on Christmas. –I know. It feels… great! It's like all the ugliness and turmoil you always associate with Christmas is gone.

Emy Coligado (Piama Tananahaakna) | Christopher Masterson (Francis Wilkerson)

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Born Today

Tucker Albrizzi • 25 Feb 2000

Sean Astin • 25 Feb 1971

Jim Backus • 25 Feb 1913

Justin Berfield • 25 Feb 1986

Gert Fröbe • 25 Feb 1913

George Harrison • 25 Feb 1943

Ann McCrea • 25 Feb 1931

Anson Mount • 25 Feb 1973

Ross Patterson • 25 Feb 1977

Died Today

Darren McGavin • 25 Feb 2006

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

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Turn off the charm, from: Goldfinger
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