#Christmas

Jun

2022

Mama, I'm gay

From: Sordid Lives

Mama! I'm gay. –I know you're gay! I've known you're gay since you were five-years-old and you wanted that doll Suzie Q for Christmas instead of the dump truck your daddy wanted to buy for you. I know you're gay, Ty. I've always known, but could we please just bury your grandmother and get on with life, could we?! Because I think I'm going to explode any minute if any more shit hits the fan today!

Kirk Geiger (Ty Williamson) | Bonnie Bedelia (Latrelle Williamson)

#Mother

#Gay

#Christmas

#Toys

Apr

2022

Christmas decorations

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

It's Easter and they already have the Christmas decorations up! –Good grief.

Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown) | Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown)

Dec

2021

Forgotten again

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Well, it's Christmas Eve, but... –looks like we're forgotten again.

Alfie Scopp (Charlie-In-The-Box) | Carl Banas (Spotted Elephant)

#Christmas

#Depression

#Self-Pity

Dec

2021

Holy Grail of presents

From: A Christmas Story

Ah, there it is, the Holy Grail of Christmas Gifts: the Red Ryder two-hundred-shot range model air rifle!

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

#Christmas

#Gifts

#Guns

Dec

2021

You're fired! Merry Christmas

From: Animaniacs

Episode: A Christmas Plotz (1993) (Season 1, Episode 49a)

You're finished! You failed! You're fired! Merry Christmas.

Frank Welker (Thaddeus Plotz)

Dec

2021

Steal Santa's sleigh

From: Animaniacs

Episode: 'Twas the Day Before Christmas (1993) (Season 1, Episode 50b)

Tonight, my dear Pinky, our plan is unfurled. We'll steal Santa's sleigh and take over the world!

Maurice LaMarche (Brain)

Dec

2021

Christmas was on its way

From: A Christmas Story

Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas upon which the entire kid year revolved.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

Dec

2021

Keep Christmas in my own way

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

You keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

#Christmas

#Privacy

#Cynical

Dec

2021

Fruitcake for Christmas

From: Animaniacs

Episode: A Christmas Plotz (1993) (Season 1, Episode 49a)

Why does everyone give me fruitcake for Christmas? I hate fruitcake!

Frank Welker (Thaddeus Plotz)

#Christmas

#Fruitcake

#Hate

Dec

2021

Merry humbug

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas. Bah. Humbug!

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

#Christmas

#Humbug

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