Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator. –♪ Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator ♫ –Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you're living the real American Dream: getting paid to think up fun things to do naked. –♪ Runnin' free ♫ –Sure there's danger: vinyl chairs, sunburns, chafage. And lawn darts? Completely out of the question. –♪ Watch out now! ♫ –Your keen instincts tell you to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked. –♪ It's your birthday ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Nudie Boy. Because we all know when the going gets tough, the tough get naked. –♪ Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator ♫