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Jul

2018

A language barrier

From: Muscle Beach Party

We have a language barrier: English.

Peter Turgeon (Theodore)

#Language

#Condescension

Jul

2018

Spying on you

From: Monkey Business

I'm spying on you!

Groucho Marx (Groucho)

#Politics

#Government

#Espionage

Jul

2018

Some may die

From: Shrek

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I willing to make.

John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

Jul

2018

Run my business

From: Casablanca

Suppose you run your business and let me run mine.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Big Business

#Frustration

#Work

Jul

2018

Don't have to explain yourself

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Epiphanies (2006) (Season 2, Episode 13)

One of the most-interesting things about being President is that you don't have to explain yourself... to anyone.

Colm Feore (President Richard Adar)

Jul

2018

Sown wild oats

From: Lover Come Back

OK, so I've sown a few "wild oats." –A few?! You can qualify for a Farm Loan!

Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster) | Doris Day (Carol Templeton)

Jul

2018

If we had moral character

From: McLintock!

You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinking when we should be washing.

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

Jul

2018

No one wants that

From: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Look, I'm just gonna... be myself. –Peter, no one wants that. –Dude.

Tom Holland (Peter Parker / Spider-Man) | Jacob Batalon (Ned)

#Confidence

#Friends

#Self-Esteem

Jul

2018

See ya in church

From: Victor/Victoria

See ya in church.

Leslie Ann Warren (Norma Cassady)

#Religion

#Innuendo

Jul

2018

Stunt duck

From: Tiny Toon Adventures

Episode: The Looney Beginning (1990) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Send in the stunt duck!

Joe Alaskey (Plucky Duck)

#Stunts

#Ducks

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Born Today

Albert Brooks • 22 Jul 1947

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Louise Fletcher • 22 Jul 1934

Danny Glover • 22 Jul 1946

Peter Jason • 22 Jul 1944

John Leguizamo • 22 Jul 1964

Dan Rowan • 22 Jul 1922

Terence Stamp • 22 Jul 1938

Died Today

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

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15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Illegally parked, from: RoboCop
Views today: 5

A language barrier, from: Muscle Beach Party
Views today: 5

Morning radio show, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 4

20 seconds to comply, from: RoboCop
Views today: 4

Stand by for action, from: Birdman
Views today: 3

Boys' humor, from: The Brady Bunch
Views today: 2

Being a sell-out, from: South Park
Views today: 2

Good stiff drinks, from: It's A Wonderful Life
Views today: 2

You screwy wabbit!, from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 2

Messing up the bulletin board, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 2

Spying on you, from: Monkey Business
Views today: 2

Oh what in gay hell?, from: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Views today: 1

Everyone will please not panic!, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 1

Easier way to get my wings, from: It's A Wonderful Life
Views today: 1

Sooner or later, from: The Tick
Views today: 1

TV goes better with food, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 1

Instant Kill, from: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Views today: 1

Unknown craft approaching, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 1

No more snow!, from: Frosty Returns
Views today: 1

Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,893

Family Guy / Total views: 31,842

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,235

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,648

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,638

Up / Total views: 23,274

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,936

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,845

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,936

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,228

South Park / Total views: 15,294

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,968

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,777

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,531

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,833

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,424

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,289

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,964

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,230

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,164

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