2001: A Space Odyssey

2001: A Space Odyssey

(1968)

2001: A Space Odyssey @ IMDB

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Jun

18

2017

Your computer is in error

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

We should advise you, however, that our preliminary findings indicate that your on-board Niner-Triple-Zero computer is in error predicting the fault. I say again: in error predicting the fault.

Frank Miller (Mission controller)

Jan

28

2017

Just what do you think you're doing?

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Nov

09

2016

Sit down, take a stress pill

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Apr

02

2016

Some second thoughts

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive... but during the past few weeks I've wondered whether you might be having some second thoughts about the mission.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Feb

28

2016

AE35 unit

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure within 72 hours.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Feb

16

2016

Not enough info

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sorry, Dave. I don't have enough information.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Feb

09

2016

I've made some poor decisions

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently... but I can give you my complete assurance... that my work will be back to normal.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Jan

08

2016

My mind is going

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

My mind is going... I can feel it.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Nov

30

2015

Wouldn't worry about that

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Nov

23

2015

It's puzzling

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Yes. It's puzzling.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Nov

16

2015

Not concerned

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I hope the two of you are not concerned about this.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

May

22

2011

Emergency Airlock

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I'll go in through the Emergency Airlock. –Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

Keir Dullea (Dave Bowman) | Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2016-02-08

May

22

2011

You missed it

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

Jan

17

2007

I could see your lips move

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-12-06

Jan

17

2007

Running smoothly

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Everything's running smoothly.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

Jan

13

2006

Fullest possible use

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

Jan

13

2006

Some truth in what I say

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sure you'll agree there's some truth in what I say.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

Sep

30

2004

Personal question

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

Sep

30

2004

Anything quite like this

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

Aug

25

2004

Open the pod bay doors (v2)

2001: A Space Odyssey

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Keir Dullea (Dave Bowman)

File Updated: 2016-02-08

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