#Work

Sep

2018

The elephant in the room

From: Zootopia

We need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. Francine... happy birthday.

Idris Elba (Chief Bogo)

#Innuendo

#Work

#Birthday

Sep

2018

So little to see

From: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Hurry, please. We have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.

Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka)

Aug

2018

A professional career

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bird Girl of Guantanamole (2005) (Season 3, Episode 4)

It's important to encourage girls to take up a professional career, so that in the future we have a strong, motivated workforce that costs only 60% of what it costs to pay a man! –Oh, daddy.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | Paget Brewster (Birdgirl)

Aug

2018

Life requires skills

From: Reaper

Episode: All Mine (2007) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Doing something with your life, Sam, requires skills. And the only overt skills I see from you is tardiness and general ineptitude.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

Aug

2018

Robot is online

From: Lost In Space (1998)

Robot is online. Reviewing Primary Directives.

Dick Tufeld (Rambler-Crane Series Robot)

#Robots

#Computer

#Work

Aug

2018

Suck-ass job

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

What kind of universe would give me the power to extract souls from people's bodies, but still force me to keep a suck-ass job if I wanna eat?

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Aug

2018

Someone could've died

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bird Girl of Guantanamole (2005) (Season 3, Episode 4)

That's it! You can't hang around any more! This is not a game! Someone could've died back there before any billable services were rendered.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

Aug

2018

You look like a smart boy

From: Thor: Ragnarok

You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job?

Cate Blanchett (Hela)

#Intelligence

#Work

#Condescension

Jul

2018

Your performance

From: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

My disappointment in your performance cannot be overstated.

Andy Serkis (Supreme Leader Snoke)

Jul

2018

A hard day's blackmailing

From: The Philadelphia Story

Well, home after a hard day's blackmailing.

Ruth Hussey (Elizabeth Imbrie)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Weird scary thing, from: Over The Hedge
Views today: 9

Oh, no, not again, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 7

Don't fuck with me (v1), from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 7

Every word was wrong, from: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
Views today: 6

More piggies!, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 5

That's not what I meant, from: Reaper
Views today: 4

Press leak, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 4

I get nervous, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 3

That's a short trip, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

Cool, wary distance, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 3

I was born game, from: True Grit
Views today: 3

Shall we play a game?, from: WarGames
Views today: 3

Lessons in toilet training, from: Bones
Views today: 3

The challenge, from: Black Panther
Views today: 3

Seaweed wrap, from: Archer
Views today: 2

Don't get Xena on me, from: Bones
Views today: 2

A diaper full of tribbles, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 2

Scruffy lookin', from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 2

SFX: Hot Line telephone ring, from: In Like Flint
Views today: 2

Was it worth 30 years?, from: The Longest Yard
Views today: 2

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Sound Effects / Total views: 25,906

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Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,156

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,566

South Park / Total views: 15,498

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,263

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,894

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,662

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,410

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3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,360

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