#Work

Oct

2018

The machine has spoken

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Career Day (2001) (Season 1, Episode 6a)

Quiet! The machine has spoken.

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

#Fate

#Computer

#School

#Work

#Government

#Big Business

Sep

2018

The Fate machine

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Career Day (2001) (Season 1, Episode 6a)

The machine will now decide your fate.

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

Sep

2018

The elephant in the room

From: Zootopia

We need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. Francine... happy birthday.

Idris Elba (Chief Bogo)

#Innuendo

#Work

#Birthday

Sep

2018

So little to see

From: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Hurry, please. We have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.

Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka)

Aug

2018

A professional career

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bird Girl of Guantanamole (2005) (Season 3, Episode 4)

It's important to encourage girls to take up a professional career, so that in the future we have a strong, motivated workforce that costs only 60% of what it costs to pay a man! –Oh, daddy.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | Paget Brewster (Birdgirl)

Aug

2018

Life requires skills

From: Reaper

Episode: All Mine (2007) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Doing something with your life, Sam, requires skills. And the only overt skills I see from you is tardiness and general ineptitude.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

Aug

2018

Robot is online

From: Lost In Space (1998)

Robot is online. Reviewing Primary Directives.

Dick Tufeld (Rambler-Crane Series Robot)

#Robots

#Computer

#Work

Aug

2018

Suck-ass job

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

What kind of universe would give me the power to extract souls from people's bodies, but still force me to keep a suck-ass job if I wanna eat?

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Aug

2018

Someone could've died

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bird Girl of Guantanamole (2005) (Season 3, Episode 4)

That's it! You can't hang around any more! This is not a game! Someone could've died back there before any billable services were rendered.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

Aug

2018

You look like a smart boy

From: Thor: Ragnarok

You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job?

Cate Blanchett (Hela)

#Intelligence

#Work

#Condescension

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Message for you, from: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Views today: 22

We're shy one horse, from: Once Upon A Time In The West
Views today: 8

I am not a crook, from: Presidents
Views today: 8

One is enough, from: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Views today: 7

The needles will fall off, from: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown
Views today: 6

Do you know how useless prayer is?, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 6

You're kinda creepy, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 6

Ain't right, from: King of the Hill
Views today: 5

So super to see you!, from: South Park
Views today: 5

The rest of the story, from: Harvey, Paul
Views today: 5

Destroyer Of Worlds, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 4

SFX: Pop and Bubbles (v2), from: Pop Up Video
Views today: 4

I hate men, from: All About Eve
Views today: 4

Influx of hormones, from: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Views today: 3

Hi, I'm Robin Leach, from: IDs, Christmas
Views today: 3

Walking back through my door, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 3

Plus-size superhero, from: Deadpool 2
Views today: 3

Don't have Nixon, from: Presidents
Views today: 3

One person can make a difference, from: Spider-Man 3
Views today: 3

Invitations must be sent, from: Mad Monster Party?
Views today: 3

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Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,419

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South Park / Total views: 15,717

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,954

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,917

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,524

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