The Venture Bros.

AKA: The Venture Brothers

(2003 - ????)

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Sep

2018

Whatever book they quote from

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: The Inamorata Consequence (2018) (Season 7, Episode 5)

Oh, this was a bad idea. I can't do this. These woods could be crawling with religious fundamentalists ready to stone me to death because I'm not mentioned in whatever book they quote from!

Rhys Darby (H.E.L.P.eR. MOD-2)

#Ideas

#Robots

#Religion

#Fear

Sep

2018

Minty without nutrients

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: The Inamorata Consequence (2018) (Season 7, Episode 5)

Would you like a stick of gum to make your mouth minty without providing nutrients?

Rhys Darby (H.E.L.P.eR. MOD-2)

#Gum

#Robots

#Nutrition

Aug

2018

Huge liar

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Careers in Science (2004) (Season 1, Episode 2)

What is it like to be such a huge liar, huh?

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

Jun

2018

The Revenge Society

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: All This and Gargantua-2 (2015) (Season 6, Episode 1)

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are The Revenge Society!

James Urbaniak (Phantom Limb)

#Revenge

#Supervillains

Dec

2017

Venture Bros. Fairy Tale Of New York

From: The Venture Bros.

The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend do a very off-key parody of Fairy Tale Of New York

Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) | Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend)

#Christmas

Dec

2017

Venture Bros. Drummer Boy

From: The Venture Bros.

The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend do a very off-key parody of David Bowie and Bing Crosby

Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) | Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend)

#Music

#Parody

Jan

2015

Watching old people gamble

From: The Venture Bros.

Ugh, tell me this is more interesting than watching old people gamble.

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

Oct

2012

A night of true magick

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

This is a night of true magick. Halloween is the night we discover who we are. Are we people who make zombie armies? Are we those who condemn others? Are we beautiful children in resplendent costumes collecting candy? Are our choices in costumes provocative? Do we dress up as our ideal self? Or are we not ready to decide what to be? Do you see it now? We use this one enchanted night to perform the greatest feat of magick there is. We become ourselves. Halloween is the true magick. It is the night we discover who we really are.

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Oct

2012

Curtain to the Netherworld

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

All ye of magickal disciplines, the curtain to the Netherworld is threadbare. The Veil need not be lifted. On this night we need only to peer through it. We all enter this circle, harness this Samhain, and may their magick be true. Welcome to the Brimstone Assembly!

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

File Updated: 2017-11-24

#Halloween

#Magic

#Paranormal

Oct

2012

Hair on our balls

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Dean, we are men old enough to grow hair on our balls! Now it's time we use 'em before something else grows on 'em!

Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Oct

2012

We do not smell balls

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

2011

Venture Aid 2006

From: The Venture Bros.

Venture Aid 2006

Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Music

#Parody

#Christmas

Dec

2011

Henchmen 21 and 24 have a wonderful Christmastime

From: The Venture Bros.

Henchmen 21 and 24 have a wonderful Christmastime.

Doc Hammer (Henchman 21) | Christopher McCulloch (Henchman 24)

#Music

#Parody

#Christmas

Dec

2011

I find it charming

From: The Venture Bros.

Oh, Orpheus. I wasn't expecting you to show up. Didn't think necromancers believed in Christmas. –Well, the whole affair is about as real as Kwanzaa or the Wookiee's Life Day, but I find it charming.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Dec

2011

Christmas in Holland

From: The Venture Bros.

(dialing phone) –Ho ho ho! You've reached Dial Santa. Today's special Christmas story is all about Christmas in Holland.

Christopher McCulloch (Telephone Santa)

#Christmas

#Telephone

Jul

2011

Intruder at the front gate (v2)

From: The Venture Bros.

Intruder at the front gate. The Sphinx has spoken. (version 2)

uncredited (The Sphinx)

#Warnings

#Announcements

Jul

2011

The Henchman of the Future

From: The Venture Bros.

Gentlemen, and lady, I give you the Henchman of the Future.

Doc Hammer (Henchman 21)

#Supervillains

Dec

2010

The Krampus

From: The Venture Bros.

What the hell is that thing? –I'm afraid we're being visited upon by the Krampus. A puntitive spirit who once rode side-by-side with St. Nicholas each Christmas Eve, delivering terrible punishment to wicked children as Claus bestowed his gifts upon the righteous.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Dec

2010

That's what Christmas is all about

From: The Venture Bros.

(after the X-1 has just crashed in Jerusalem) So what do we do here, Brock? –Well, that all depends. If the Israelis get here first we might have a chance. I know some guys in the Mossad. But if the PLO shows up, well, my Arabic's a little shaky. –Not a problem! Did you forget this baby runs on pure plutonium? They're gonna love us! –And that's what Christmas is all about!