#Genitals

Jul

30

2024

Never embarrass me again

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Let me tell you something, Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

Jul

22

2024

Tough week

From: Letterkenny

Episode: Holy Sheet (2019) (Season 8, Episode 6)

How's she doings? –I suppose you've heard by now, she was attacked at a petting zoo. –No, I had not heard that. –A giant cock, about yea, from behind even. It would seem she was on the receiving end of a good-sized prick. Doctor said he'd never seen a gash quite that size. It was the size of a fist. And, indeed, that's all she had to suppress the bleeding. Can you imagine? A fist inside your gash. –Tough week then, eh?

K. Trevor Wilson (Squirrely Dan) | Jonathan Torrens (Noah Dyck) | Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Jul

01

2024

It's rigor mortis

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Birds of a Feather (2021) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Aah! It's rigor mortis... my penis is dying.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Feb

22

2024

Corrupt honky judge

From: Foxy Brown

You pink-assed, corrupt, honky judge! Take your little wet noodle out of here! And if you see a man anywhere, send him in, because I do need a man! (door slams)

Pam Grier (Foxy Brown)

Nov

06

2023

Adjusting myself

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Fort Night (2013) (Season 4, Episode 2)

Mort, Teddy! W-What are you doing right now? –Adjusting myself without anyone noticing. –Watching Mort adjust himself.

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Andy Kindler (Mort (II)) | Larry Murphy (Teddy)

Oct

10

2023

Humans are dicks

From: The Flash (2023)

Yeah, a lot of humans are dicks.

Ezra Miller (Barry Allen / The Flash)

Sep

06

2023

Bullets do not kill

From: The Man With The Golden Gun

Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger. –Exactly. I'm now aiming precisely at your groin... so speak or forever hold your "piece."

Marne Maitland (Lazar) | Roger Moore (James Bond / 007)

Jul

27

2023

Dickless

From: Ghostbusters

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. –They caused an explosion! –Is this true? –Yes, it's true… this man has no dick.

Dan Aykroyd (Dr. Raymond Stantz) | William Atherton (Walter Peck) | David Margulies (Mayor Leonard 'Lenny' Clotch) | Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)

Apr

13

2023

A mean twist

From: Die, Mommie, Die!

You better slap on your jockstrap, because I intend to give your cojones a mean twist.

Charles Busch (Angela Arden)

Jul

10

2022

Get outta my business

Pose

From: Pose

Episode: Pilot (2018) (Season 1, Episode 1)

OK, go somewhere, please, and get outta my business. I don't come to your job knockin' dicks out your mouth.

Billy Porter (Pray Tell)

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