#Warnings

I am now the guardian of these books. So if a volume from this collection should be stolen again, I'd know it… and you'd be dead before you ever left the compound. –What if it's just overdue, you know? I mean, late fees I should know about, maybe, perhaps?

Benedict Wong (Wong) | Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

#Warnings

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#Libraries

#Late Fees

#Finance

Mar

2017

Hologrid controls encrypted

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Pathfinder (1999) (Season 6, Episode 10)

Access denied. Hologrid controls have been encrypted.

Majel Barrett (Starfleet Computer)

Mar

2017

Perfect breasts

From: The Princess Bride

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

Cary Elwes (Westley)

#Breasts

#Warnings

#Threats

Mar

2017

I have some hard spots

From: Deadpool

Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too. That came out wrong. Or did it?

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Mar

2017

Forget everything

From: Doctor Strange

Forget everything you think you know.

Chiwetel Ejiofor (Mordo)

#Knowledge

#Education

#Warnings

Mar

2017

That will bring sorrow

From: Doctor Strange

That ritual will bring you only sorrow.

Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

Feb

2017

Level One clearance

From: The World Is Not Enough

Level One clearance required. Level One clearance required.

uncredited (Computer)

#Computer

#Security

#Warnings

Feb

2017

Not permitted (v2)

From: Zardoz

Not permitted.

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle)

Feb

2017

The Dark Path

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

If once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

#The Dark Side

#Warnings

Jan

2017

I cannot permit it

From: Lost In Space

Episode: Revolt of the Androids (1967) (Season 2, Episode 24)

I am programmed to protect Will Robinson, therefore I cannot permit it.

Dick Tufeld (The Robot)

Jan

2017

Prepare for my arrival

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival.

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

Jan

2017

Never start with your Final Sanction

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Deep Breath (2014) (Season 8, Episode 1)

Never start with your Final Sanction. You've got nowhere to go but backwards.

Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald)

Jan

2017

And so it begins (v2)

From: Babylon 5

Episode: Walkabout (1996) (Season 3, Episode 18)

And so it begins.

Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh)

Jan

2017

Alert!

From: Superman II

Alert! Alert! Alert!

uncredited (Kryptonian Guard)

#Security

#Warnings

#Computer

Jan

2017

Don't touch my tag

From: Finding Dory

Hey, man, don't touch my tag!

Ellen DeGeneres (Dory)

#Confrontation

#Warnings

Oct

2016

You have no power here

From: The Wizard Of Oz

Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Begone before somebody drops a house on you, too.

Billie Burke (Glinda, Good Witch of the East)

Sep

2016

Don't get delusions of grandeur

From: Babylon 5

Episode: The Fall of Night (1995) (Season 2, Episode 22)

Do not start getting delusions of grandeur. You will not survive them.

Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari)

Sep

2016

Go as fast as you can

From: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Go... as fast as you can. Go!

Jeff Goldblum (Ian Malcolm)

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#Fear

#Encouragement

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08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

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