Do you think you'd enjoy watching a girl undress? –Well, I don't know... But I'm willing to give it a try.
What's this obsession you have with girls?
Dat booty just too fine!
Do you realize the incredible potential that could result from our taking a mutual dip in each other's respective gene pools?
I don't know. The beard sort of ruins the effect of the lingerie. What do you think?
Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you... so irresistible to women? –It's very simple. I don't compete with them.
Don't worry. There's enough of me for everyone.
Being scooped-up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather's a long-time fantasy of mine, so thanks.
What is the purpose of such an intimate question?
The holidays are a time when people are lonely and desperate. It's the most-wonderful time of the year.
It's biology, bitch. Don't fight it.
Oh, you gorgeous, tantalizing creation! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
You know just the words that turn me on. And I know what you want, too, and you're gonna get it.
We didn't waste any time. We hit Pub One and we hit it hard. There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, and, of course, there was drinking.
When are you going to learn that girls like that are a dime-a-dozen? –Please don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time.
Why don't you come up some time and see me. I'm home every evening.
I don't think Thor is technically a god. –Well, you haven't been near his arms.
Listen. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Why are you always chasing women? –I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
Oh, my, you are an enchanting creature!
Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?