#Butts

There's only 51 days left till Christmas! Now you need to get your big green butt in gear and go get your marshmallows. Because everybody knows without marshmallows, sweet potatoes are nothing!

Eddie Murphy (Donkey)

#Time

#Christmas

#Food

#Candy

#Butts

Sep

2007

Kick your mama in the butt

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

Dec

2006

A humbug up his butt

From: Family Guy

Sounds like somebody's got a humbug up his butt.

Mike Henry (Cleveland Brown)

Oct

2006

A diaper full of tribbles

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Set your butts on 'hustle', space cadets! I got me an appointment with a 40 of Romulan Malt and a diaper full of tribbles.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

Sep

2006

Old soldiers

From: Babylon 5

You know what they say about old soldiers, don't you? They still kick butt with the best of them. (laughs) –Whatever happened to just fading away? –Well, that's not an option at present.

Paul Winfield (Gen. Richard Franklin) | Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)

File Updated: 2015-12-24

Mar

2005

Don't mess with the volcano

From: Mystery Men

Don't mess with the volcano, my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Ben Stiller (Mr. Furious)

Dec

2004

Santa with plumber's butt

From: That '70s Show

Stand still. Nobody likes a Santa with plumber's butt.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

File Updated: 2015-12-08

#Christmas

#Work

#Butts

Feb

2003

Egg dream

From: Dilbert

What do you think an egg dream means? –Hmm, probably an omen. –A good omen? –How many good omens involve things that come out of a chicken's butt? –There only has to be one.

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

File Updated: 2016-06-25

Jan

2003

As subtle as a rhinoceros

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Cor, that woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside.

Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)

File Updated: 2016-12-19

Jun

2002

Ain't biting no more butts

From: Mulan

Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts.

Eddie Murphy (Mushu)

File Updated: 2015-04-28

#Biting

#Butts

Nov

2001

Dead bird's butt

From: Roseanne

Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt.

Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner)

Aug

2001

They remade my belly

From: Drop Dead Gorgeous

They remade my belly with skin from my butt.

Shannon Nelson (Tess Weinhaus)

#Medical

#Butts

Apr

2001

Electric eels biting my butt

From: Rocko's Modern Life

I had this wild dream. Electric eels were biting my butt.

Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)

Feb

2000

Big, squishy butt

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Oh, I'm sorry, does the big, squishy butt have something to say?

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)

#Insult

#Butts

#Taunts

Aug

1999

Welcome to the Pompous Room

From: Dharma & Greg

Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?

Jenna Elfman (Dharma Finklestein Montgomery)

#Sarcasm

#Insult

#Butts

Mar

1999

Blown some smoke up your butt

From: Dilbert

Man, she must've blown some smoke up your butt. Did she use a giant fan or just some kind of hose?

Kathy Griffin (Alice)

File Updated: 2016-07-16

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16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

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