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Sep

2021

Gonna touch the butt

From: Finding Nemo

Oh, look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt! (sneeze)

Erik Per Sullivan (Sheldon)

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Mar

2021

I'm warning you... I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. The did stuff to me... spooky stuff, anal stuff. Turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states: don't start none, won't be none.

Chris Evans (Jensen)

Jul

2020

Everybody has one

From: The Dead Pool

Well, opinions are like assholes: everybody has one.

Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan)

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May

2020

I need a big behind

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: From Here to Maternity (1996) (Season 4, Episode 2b)

I need a big, warm, soft behind!

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

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Apr

2020

America's ass (v2)

From: Avengers: Endgame

That is America's ass.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

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#USA

Mar

2020

Call me young lady again

From: Captain Marvel

Call me "young lady" again, I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be. –Am I supposed to guess where that is? –Your ass.

Lashana Lynch (Maria Rambeau) | Ben Mendelsohn (Talos) | Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury) | Brie Larson (Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel)

Feb

2020

Listerine strips

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Reapercussions (2003) (Season 1, Episode 4)

I'm gonna need one of those Listerine Strips. These things make your breath smell like ass.

Jasmine Guy (Roxy Harvey)

Nov

2019

America's ass

From: Avengers: Endgame

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass!

Paul Rudd (Scott Lang / Ant-Man)

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#USA

Oct

2019

Quit looking

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Ed Is Dead: A Thriller! (1995) (Season 3, Episode 3b)

Quit looking at my butt!

Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead)

Oct

2018

Three buttocks

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Episode: Sex and Violence (1969) (Season 1, Episode 2)

And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.

Eric Idle (Announcer)

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