Wayne

Jul

22

2024

Tough week

From: Letterkenny

Episode: Holy Sheet (2019) (Season 8, Episode 6)

How's she doings? –I suppose you've heard by now, she was attacked at a petting zoo. –No, I had not heard that. –A giant cock, about yea, from behind even. It would seem she was on the receiving end of a good-sized prick. Doctor said he'd never seen a gash quite that size. It was the size of a fist. And, indeed, that's all she had to suppress the bleeding. Can you imagine? A fist inside your gash. –Tough week then, eh?

K. Trevor Wilson (Squirrely Dan) | Jonathan Torrens (Noah Dyck) | Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

25

2021

A unique brand

From: Letterkenny

Episode: The Haunting of MoDean's II (2017) (Season 3, Episode 7)

Well, it's clear there is a unique brand of tomfuckery at play.

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

15

2021

A Halloween party before Halloween

From: Letterkenny

Episode: The Haunting of MoDean's II (2017) (Season 3, Episode 7)

You wanna know what? My friend Sean Amsing has a Halloween party in the city before Halloween every year, and he calls is "Premature Ejacu-Lantern."

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

08

2021

Get a Puppers (v2)

From: Letterkenny

Episode: The Haunting of MoDean's II (2017) (Season 3, Episode 7)

Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

05

2021

Get a Puppers (v1)

From: Letterkenny

Episode: The Haunting of MoDean's II (2017) (Season 3, Episode 7)

Let's get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

May

19

2021

The spring fever

From: Letterkenny

Episode: Wingman Wayne (2016) (Season 1, Episode 4)

I think you've got a case of the spring fever.

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

13

2020

Pitter-patter

From: Letterkenny

Episode: Super Soft Birthday (2016) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Well pitter-patter, let's get at 'er.

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Oct

01

2020

Jinx!

From: Letterkenny

Episode: Ain't No Reason to Get Excited (2016) (Season 1, Episode 1)

This isn't over! –Jinx, you owe me a Coke.

Dylan Playfair (Reilly) | Andrew Herr (Jonesy) | Jared Keeso (Wayne)

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