#Bitchy

Nov

2017

Now so am I

From: Batman Returns

Life's a bitch, now so am I.

Michelle Pfeiffer (Selina Kyle / Catwoman)

#Bitchy

Jan

2017

Why can't you just be a friend?

From: Heathers

Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why are you such a mega-bitch?! –Because I can be.

Winona Ryder (Veronica Sawyer) | Shannen Doherty (Heather (Duke))

Feb

2016

The only language cheerleaders understand

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Christmas (2003) (Season 6, Episode 7)

Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand. These are bad girls, they need to be punished, and they know it.

Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

Apr

2015

Sorry about myself

From: Archer

(toking it up) Sorry, again, about myself. But you are kind of being a bitch.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Drugs

#Apologies

#Bitchy

Jun

2014

Most-horrible creatures

From: Steel Magnolias

Men are the most-horrible creatures, honey. They will ruin your life, you mark my words.

Shirley MacLaine (Ouiser Boudreaux)

May

2014

Come sit by me

From: Steel Magnolias

As somebody always said, "If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me."

Olympia Dukakis (Clairee Belcher)

#Gossip

#Bitchy

May

2014

A shred of humanity

From: Girls Will Be Girls

Audiences require at least a shred of humanity. Even from their game-show personalities.

Clinton Leupp (aka Coco Peru) (Coco)

Feb

2014

Not in your league

From: TNT Jackson

Listen, honey, and you get it straight: I'm not in your league. I work standing up, not on my back. –Really? How amusing. I've never really tried it that way.

Jeannie Bell (Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson) | Pat Anderson (Elaine)

Jun

2013

Your fucking career

From: Girls Will Be Girls

Does everything around here have to be about your fucking career?!

Jack Plotnick (Evie)

#Gay

#Work

#Bitchy

Jun

2013

She offed herself

From: Girls Will Be Girls

She had such a bright future, too. We were all so shocked when she offed herself. –Evie. –Oh, I'm sorry, passed-herself-away.

Jack Plotnick (Evie) | Clinton Leupp (aka Coco Peru) (Coco)

#Gay

#Bitchy

#Suicide

Feb

2012

Show this bitch who's boss

From: Sealab 2021

I'll show this bitch who's boss!

Ellis Henican (Derek 'Stormy' Waters)

#Work

#Bitchy

Oct

2011

An actress and a bitch

From: Soapdish

Hi, uh, I'm Lori Craven and I'm an actress. –An actress, really? How nice for you. I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.

Elisabeth Shue (Lori Craven / Angelique) | Carrie Fisher (Betsy Faye Sharon)

Aug

2011

Go piss on them

From: Torchwood

Tell her to line up her lawyers so I can piss on them. Long and hard.

John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)

#Piss

#Legal

#Bitchy

Jun

2011

Call your boyfriend

From: Megamind

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend-in-tights, shall we?

Will Ferrell (Megamind)

#Jealousy

#Bitchy

May

2011

Don't fit in the town

From: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Listen, young lady, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in the town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress!

Edie McClurg (Chastity Pariah)

Apr

2011

You're being such a bitch

From: Archer

So... is that why you're being such a bitch?!

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

#Bitchy

#Insult

Feb

2011

Monte Carlo

From: Go West

Didn't we meet at Monte Carlo the night you blew your brains out?

Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)

Feb

2011

Bitch and Sundance

From: Archer

Jeez, thanks a lot, Bitch and Sundance.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Bitchy

#Movies

#Parody

Nov

2010

Bitchy like Laurie

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Mrs. Foreman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Thanksgiving

#Bitchy

Oct

2010

Heat up my own dinner

From: That '70s Show

Fine! I'll heat up my own dinner! God knows you haven't heated up anything in our home in months!

Tom Bosley (Dr. Hammond)

#Sex

#Food

#Bitchy

Oct

2010

Your sadistic, female claws

From: That '70s Show

Well, seems like a fine man. Or at least he is now... before you get your sadistic, female claws into him and make him forget that he's even a man at all.

Tom Bosley (Dr. Hammond)

#Bitchy

#Sex

Oct

2010

Hope you're happy with yourselves

From: Sealab 2021

Well, I sure hope you're happy with yourselves!

Angela Elayne Gibbs (Black Debbie)

#Sarcasm

#Bitchy

#Mother's Day

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 14

I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 9

Where are the Cheetos?!, from: Extended Play
Views today: 7

Goose-stepping morons, from: Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
Views today: 7

Terrible things, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 7

She offed herself, from: Girls Will Be Girls
Views today: 6

Lady-like look, from: Muscle Beach Party
Views today: 6

Change jobs with this buttonhead, from: The 3 Stooges
Views today: 5

Not ready for immortality, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 5

I feel much better, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 5

The colonies are burning, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
Views today: 5

Dad, you're a real jerk!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 5

Fasten your seatbelts, from: Knight Rider
Views today: 4

Much to learn, from: Transformers (2007)
Views today: 4

Lured me into their deception, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 4

An Old Fashioned, from: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Views today: 4

Worst Penthouse Forum letter, from: The Daily Show
Views today: 4

What's that smell?, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 3

This is ridiculous!, from: Lover Come Back
Views today: 3

Bitch about movies, from: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
Views today: 3

When everyone's super, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 3

Seize your moment, from: Coco
Views today: 3

You monster, from: Portal 2
Views today: 3

That'll do, Donkey, from: Shrek
Views today: 3

As politely as possible, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 3

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Archer / Total views: 65,392

Family Guy / Total views: 31,553

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,985

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,384

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Up / Total views: 22,860

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,666

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,453

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,660

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,928

South Park / Total views: 15,072

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The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,162

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,107

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,864

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,087

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,011

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,824

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,727

Daria / Total views: 10,711

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,710

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,815

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