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Listen, buster, you won't get four blocks in this neighborhood dressed like that! –Please? –No, and that is final. You are not going as a terrorist! –But all the guys are!

Dee Wallace (Mary) | Robert MacNaughton (Michael)

#Halloween

#Parenting

#Terrorists

#Frustration

Sep

2016

Mommy's angry

From: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Mommy's very angry.

Jeff Goldblum (Ian Malcolm)

Jun

2016

Get through your fear

From: The Good Dinosaur

Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side.

Jeffrey Wright (Poppa)

May

2016

What kind of mother?

From: Home Alone

What kind of mother am I?

Catherine O'Hara (Kate McCallister)

#Concern

#Mother's Day

#Parenting

Apr

2016

Dad's last words

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Sep

2015

Brief discussion

From: Twin Peaks

Episode: Rest In Pain (1990) (Season 1, Episode 4)

This may be a good time for a brief discussion.

Don S. Davis (Major Garland Briggs)

#Parenting

#Underwear

#Talking

Jul

2015

For 10 years I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this? I had a point.

Maya Rudolph (Aunt Cass)

Jul

2015

I know my place

From: Mulan

I know my place! It is time you learned yours.

Soon-Tek Oh (Fa Zhou)

#Parenting

#Frustration

#Concern

May

2015

Father out of town

From: The Explosive Generation

Why does everything have to happen when your father is out of town?

Jocelyn Brando (Mrs. Ryker)

#Frustration

#Parenting

Jan

2014

It's an option

From: Transformers (2007)

The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out? –Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?! –Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.

Jess Harnell (Ironhide) | Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)

Jul

2013

Juvenile delinquent

From: A Good Day to Die Hard

In Russia we have word for man like him: крутой. It mean 'tough,' 'hard.' –In American it means 'juvenile delinquent.'

Sebastian Koch (Komarov) | Bruce Willis (John McClane)

#Language

#Parenting

#Father's Day

Feb

2012

I'm trying to parent!

From: Archer

Do you mind?! I'm trying to parent! (gunshots)

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

#Parenting

#Guns

#Violence

Jan

2012

Some heartfelt motherly advice

From: Archer

Well, then let me give you some heartfelt motherly advice. –Motherly ad-- Are you having a stroke? –You wish.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Parenting

#Mother's Day

#Medical

Jun

2011

Sinister parent

From: The Big Sleep

If I seem a bit sinister as a parent, Mr. Marlowe, it's because my hold on life is too slight to include any Victorian hypocrisy. I need hardly add that any man who has lived as I have, and who indulges for the first time in parenthood at my age, deserves all he gets.

Charles Waldron (General Sternwood)

Apr

2011

17 years of kicking your ass

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Well, it's good to know that 17 years of kicking your ass has finally paid off.

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

Jun

2010

Not meant to be a parent

From: Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs

You're not meant to be a parent. –Why not?! –First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: one of them almost became an omelette.

Ray Romano (Manny) | John Leguizamo (Sid)

May

2010

Parent-Teacher conferences

From: Daria

Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?

Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer)

#Parenting

#School

#Work

Apr

2010

Used to pretend you weren't my mother

From: Archer

Episode: Honeypot (2010) (Season 1, Episode 5)

You know when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother. –Me, too.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

Feb

2010

A good character-building moment

From: Open Season 2

This... this is a good character-building moment.

Joel McHale (Elliot)

File Updated: 2016-05-30

#Morals

#Parenting

#Self-Esteem

Jul

2009

This is servent stuff!

From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

You wait till my father hears about this. This is servent stuff!

Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)

Mar

2008

Moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Kids, if I may... You should always respect a parent over a close and seemingly more courageous friend of the family, no matter how moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly the parent seems to be.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Parenting

#Insult

#Respect

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Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

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Died This Year

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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