#Genitals

Apr

2022

Hold it like this

From: Fame

No! No! No! Give me that! You must hold your bow like this, not like that. It's not your dick you're holding! Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow. Hold it with a little respect, like, uh... –Like your dick? –Shut up. Again.

Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli)

#Music

#Violins

#Genitals

#School

#Teaching

#Respect

Nov

2021

So stiff

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Hypno-Puppy Luv (1996) (Season 4, Episode 11a)

He's so stiff!

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Innuendo

#Hypnotism

#Genitals

Nov

2021

Writing on a bus

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

Look. Look at her. Look at that girl. She's writing a research paper on a bus. –So? –That is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina.

Awkwafina (Katy Chen / Chen Ruiwen) | Simu Liu (Shaun / Xu Shang-Chi)

Oct

2021

Big pickle

From: The Angry Beavers

Episode: The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up (1998) (Season 2, Episode 10)

(scream) That's a... big pickle.

Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)

Jul

2021

How's business

From: My Favorite Year

My dear fellow, what I choose to do with my schlong is my business. –How's business? –Never better.

Peter O'Toole (Alan Swann) | Bill Macy (Sy Benson)

May

2021

My knob

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

What's that got to do with my knob?

Roy Snart (Paul )

#Innuendo

#Genitals

#Sex

Oct

2020

Tempting weenie

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Hamstergeddon (2001) (Season 1, Episode 7b)

The weenie tempts you!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

Sep

2020

Pie eating

From: Archer

Episode: Bloody Ferlin (2012) (Season 3, Episode 9)

It would be rude not to eat her pie. Which I assume is not only hot, but also moist... although hopefully not flaky.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Sep

2020

Private parts

From: Terminator: Dark Fate

Did I say you could look at my private parts?

Mackenzie Davis (Grace)

Jan

2020

What the box wants

From: Supergirl (1984)

What the box wants, the box gets.

Faye Dunaway (Selena)

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