Bill Murray

We have spent 40 million dollars on a live TV show. You guys have got an ad with America's favorite old fart! Reading a book! In front of a fireplace! Now... I have to kill all of you.

Bill Murray (Frank Cross)

#Christmas

#Literature

Feb

2011

Are you cussing with me?

From: Fantastic Mr. Fox

Are you cussing with me? –No, you cussing with me?

George Clooney (Mr. Fox) | Bill Murray (Badger)

#Parody

#Curse

Jan

2011

The cuss you are

From: Fantastic Mr. Fox

The cuss you are.

Bill Murray (Badger)

#Curse

#Exclamations

Dec

2010

The scariest man currently living

From: Fantastic Mr. Fox

He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living.

Bill Murray (Badger)

#Fat

#Intelligence

#Fear

Dec

2009

Over-seeing every aspect

From: Scrooged

Don't worry, Preston, I'm over-seeing every aspect of production. We'll own Christmas. –That's what I wanted to hear.

Bill Murray (Frank Cross) | Robert Mitchum (Preston Rhinelander)

Dec

2009

Show me the "Scrooge" promo

From: Scrooged

Show me the Scrooge promo.

Bill Murray (Frank Cross)

#Christmas

#Television

#Publicity

Dec

2009

Stop his bonus

From: Scrooged

Call Security, have them change his locks, clean out his desk, and toss him out of the building. –He's fired? But it's Christmas! –Thank you! Call Accounting, stop his bonus.

Bill Murray (Frank Cross) | Alfre Woodard (Grace)

Dec

2009

Frank, you don't like Christmas much, do you? –Like it? I love it. It's cold, but people stay home and watch television. Ad revenues go up 30%. All these idiots are going to be home watching the boob tube for me tonight! I am the biggest fan that Christmas ever had.

John Murray (James Cross) | Bill Murray (Frank Cross)

Feb

2007

Get off my back

From: Stripes

I'm talking about something important, like discipline and duty and honor and courage. And you ain't got none of it! –Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans. Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out, but get off my back.

Warren Oates (Sgt. Hulka) | Bill Murray (John Winger)

Feb

2007

Officer material

From: Stripes

Do you think I'm Officer material? –God, I'm worried about you.

Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey) | Bill Murray (John Winger)

#Military

#Worry

Jul

2005

The wretched refuse

From: Stripes

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans with a capital A, huh? You know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

#Nationalism

#Self-Deprication

Jul

2005

The Aunt Jemima treatment

From: Stripes

You know what the rest of your problem is? –Mm-mm. Tell me. –You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Bill Murray (John Winger) | P.J. Soles (Stella Hansen)

#Sex

#Food

#Flirting

Aug

2003

One nutty hospital

From: Tootsie

That is one nutty hospital.

Bill Murray (Jeff Slater)

#Work

#Medical

Aug

2003

This is a hybrid

From: Caddyshack

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass-- Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

May

2003

It's Czechoslovakia

From: Stripes

Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick them up, and we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. –Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!