#Intelligence

Sep

2017

One smart SOB

From: The Rock

We are dealing with one smart son-of-a-bitch.

John Laughlin (General Peterson)

#Intelligence

#Knowledge

#Frustration

Nov

2016

SPECTRE

From: Dr. No

S.P.E.C.T.R.E.: SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power, headed by the greatest brains in the world.

Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No)

Oct

2016

Natural-born idiots

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: The Cloud (1995) (Season 1, Episode 5)

These people are natural-born idiots, if you ask me.

Ethan Phillips (Neelix)

Aug

2016

Any of this filterin' through?

From: Lovelorn Leghorn

Look, sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet of yours?

Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)

Jun

2015

Bulky intelligence

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Changeling (1967) (Season 2, Episode 3)

Intelligence does not necessarily require bulk, Mr. Scott.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Intelligence

Mar

2015

Too smart

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Slumber Party Panic (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

(gasp) That's it! The answer was so simple I was too smart to see it!

Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum)

Feb

2015

Quit smiling

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional.

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

Dec

2014

Imbecile

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

You're an imbecile.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

#Insult

#Intelligence

#Stupidity

May

2014

Historically, not awesome

From: The Avengers

An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

May

2013

Manically-depressed robot

From: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

What're you supposed to do with a manically-depressed robot? –You think you've got problems? What're supposed to do if you are a manically-depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm 50,000 times more-intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

Sandra Dickinson (Trillian) | Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

Aug

2011

What meaning of this?

From: Murder By Death

What meaning of this, Mr. Twain? –I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if you can tell me why a man who possesses one of the most-brilliant minds of this century can't say his prepositions or articles. The, Mr. Wang. 'What is the meaning of this.' –That what I said. What meaning of this?

Peter Sellers (Sidney Wang) | Truman Capote (Lionel Twain)

#Language

#Intelligence

#Racism

Mar

2011

Really are quite bright

From: Batman Forever

You really are quite bright despite what people say.

Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)

#Sarcasm

#Intelligence

#Gossip

Jan

2011

What is it with women?

From: Extract

What is it with women, you know? They say they don't care about looks, they just want a guy who's smart and funny. But they always just end up laughing at whatever the good-looking, stupid guy says.

Jason Bateman (Joel)

#Love

#Beauty

#Intelligence

Dec

2010

The scariest man currently living

From: Fantastic Mr. Fox

He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living.

Bill Murray (Badger)

#Fat

#Intelligence

#Fear

Nov

2010

Nothing else to say to you

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Unfortunately, due to my new-found intelligence, I have nothing else to say to you.

Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)

#Intelligence

#Dismissals

Jun

2010

I'm entitled to know

From: Where Eagles Dare

I'm entitled to know. –You're entitled to know nothing.

Mary Ure (Mary Elison) | Richard Burton (Maj. Jonathan Smith, MC)

Jun

2010

You're just not keeping up

From: Doctor Who (II)

You're not making any sense, man. –Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

Robert Pugh (Tony Mack) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)

#Insult

#Intelligence

May

2010

Why you dummy!

From: Beer Barrel Polecats

Why you dummy! (bonk)

Moe Howard

#Insult

#Violence

#Intelligence

Apr

2010

Don't have a clue

From: Hot Shots!

I don't have a clue what you're talking about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toup to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do. Do you have any soup?

Lloyd Bridges (Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson)

Feb

2010

A very smart man

From: The Big Bang Theory

You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Intelligence

#Ego

Dec

2009

Same color as our refrigerator

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Honey, just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator doesn't mean you know how it works.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Sep

2009

The BooCruiser

From: Invader ZIM

How do we fix the BooCruiser, GIR? I want to run a few tests on your artificial intelligence chip. It seems to be... bad.

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

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