More Christmas cards? Are they genuine, or are they more of those you've written to yourself? –I regard it as a service to those people who may have misplaced my address. I'm sure they'd like to think they'd sent me a card.
Dear Santa, we just wanted you to know that even though Mr. Thompson says that there was no such thing as Santa Claus, we didn't believe him. So please come or else it will make us look like dummies. Signed Wednesday and Pugsley Addams.