#Valentine's Day

Why is it I can hold the whole world hostage, I'm scared of going on one stupid blind date? –Because love is harder than crime. OK, now knock 'em dead... But not really.

Jordana Brewster (Lucy Diamond) | Jimmi Simpson (Scud)

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Feb

2013

Give us a hug

From: Shrek 2

Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine! (laughs)

Eddie Murphy (Donkey)

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Feb

2011

Happy Valentine's Day

From: I Hate Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day. –Happy Valentine's Day.

John Corbett (Greg Gatlin) | Nia Vardalos (Genevieve Gernier)

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Feb

2011

Seven days in a week

From: The Golden Girls

Why do you automatically assume that I don't have a date?! –She assumes there are seven days in a week.

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)

Feb

2007

Latin lover

From: I Love Lucy

Oh, you great big Latin lover, you!

Lucille Ball (Lucy Ricardo)

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Oct

2006

Dumbest thing I ever heard

From: What's Up, Doc?

Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry. –That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell) | Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister)

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Oct

2006

Eunice, I-- I know I don't seem to be a very romantice person. –Hmph. I'm not looking for romance, Howard. –Oh. –No, I'm looking for something more important than that, something stronger. As the years go by, romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is? –Senility. –Trust! –That's what I meant.

Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister) | Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)

Feb

2005

Destroy or create

From: Forever Knight

Love can destroy and yet create. Nothing before love will ever be the same after it.

Catherine Disher (Dr. Natalie Lambert)

Feb

2005

Ain't love a bitch?

From: Forever Knight

Ain't love a bitch?

Catherine Disher (Dr. Natalie Lambert)

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Feb

2003

A spare heart

From: The Bullwinkle Show

On the moon we always carry a spare heart. –Must be nice come Valentine's Day.

Paul Frees (Cloyd the Moonman) | Bill Scott (Bullwinkle J. Moose)

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Feb

2002

The biggest buck-teeth

From: Bob Hope

But Valentine's Day always makes me think of my best girlfriend, Louise. What a kid. She had the biggest buck-teeth I ever saw. First time I took her in my arms she kissed me and plucked my eyebrows at the same time.

Bob Hope

Feb

2001

Five kisses

From: The Princess Bride

Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.

Peter Falk (The Grandfather)

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