#Cards

Feb

2021

Romantic cards

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Love Is Evol Spelled Backwards (2003) (Season 2, Episode 5c)

Today is the day that lovers send each other romantic cards that say "I love you." –Gross.

Greg Eagles (Grim) | Grey Griffin (Mandy)

#Valentine's Day

#Love

#Cards

#Gross

#Sentiment

#Cynical

Mar

2020

I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors… (doorbell) –(sniff sniff) Fish for dinner last night? –Phew! Harvey still smoking those cigars? –Christ! Did a cow shit in here?!

Marcy Goldman (Housewife) | Dulcie Jordan (Guest #1) | Gracia Lee (Guest #2) | Sheila Rogers (Guest #3)

Oct

2019

Poker face

From: The House With A Clock In Its Walls

Calling that a 'poker face' is an insult to faces.

Cate Blanchett (Florence Zimmerman)

Dec

2013

Barney Parney Pooh

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: Christmas Story (1960) (Season 1, Episode 11)

Oh, your sweetheart sent you a card for Christmas, did she? –Yeah, at Christmas she would. –What'd she say that was sweet? –Sweet? –Yeah. I heard you say 'sweet' while you was reading it there. What'd she say? –Oh, she said, uh, (ahem) she said 'Merry Christmas.' –Yeah? What else'd she say that was sweet? –(ahem) 'Merry Christmas, Barney.' –Oh, come on, Barney. You can tell me what she said. What'd she say to you that was so sweet? –'Merry Christmas... Barney-Parney-Pooh'! Pooh! I don't want to open any more cards.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) | Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

2013

Merry Christmas from State Prison

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: Christmas Story (1960) (Season 1, Episode 11)

(reading from a card) "Merry Christmas from State Prison." –Yeah, I think it's just wonderful that they're all together at Christmas.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) | Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Nov

2011

More Christmas cards

From: Keeping Up Appearances

More Christmas cards? Are they genuine, or are they more of those you've written to yourself? –I regard it as a service to those people who may have misplaced my address. I'm sure they'd like to think they'd sent me a card.

Clive Swift (Richard Bucket) | Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

Dec

2010

So many friends

From: Keeping Up Appearances

Oh, more Christmas cards. Good heavens. So many friends.

Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

#Christmas

#Cards

#Friends

May

2010

Doesn't make any sense

From: Daria

Should I care that none of this makes any sense? –Nope. This is the best Christmas-Halloween-Valentine's-St. Patrick's-Presidents-and-Guy Fawkes Day ever. –And we didn't even have to buy a stupid card.

Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Apr

2010

Not competent to hold your job

From: The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin

Episode: The Bizarre Dinner Party (1976) (Season 1, Episode 4)

It is rapidly becoming apparent to me that you are not only not competent to hold your job, you cannot even run a game of strip poker in a Turkish brothel.

Leonard Rossiter (Reginald Iolanthe Perrin)

File Updated: 2020-05-12