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Oct

2023

Go haunt a hotel

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Here's ten dollars. Go out and haunt yourself a hotel!

Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster)

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Aug

2023

Poor MLB owner

From: Batman: The Original Series

Episode: An Egg Grows in Gotham (1966) (Season 2, Episode 13)

What do you want from me, Egghead? I am just a poor Major League Baseball team owner.

Stephen Dunne (Tim Tyler)

Jul

2023

Ping-pong is not the Macarena. It takes patience. She is like the fine well-aged prostitute. It takes years to learn her tricks. (chuckles) She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked. (giggles) But you keep coming back for more and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.

James Hong (Master Wong)

Jul

2023

We remember

From: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Memory Lane. Replay your significant memories now at a discounted price. We remember so you don't forget.

Andy Bale (Memory Lane Salesperson)

Jun

2023

Real ping-pong

From: Balls Of Fury

Real ping-pong is not played for trophies. It is played in the shadows, in dark alleys and back rooms for hard cash and cheap, ugly women.

James Hong (Master Wong)

Apr

2023

Stealing from the government

From: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

If we find the money, we still have to report the taxes. Otherwise it's like stealing from the government!

Jonathan Winters (Lennie Pike)

Apr

2023

The most-important thing

From: High Anxiety

And the most-important thing?! –Never take a personal check!

Howard Morris (Professor Lilloman) | Mel Brooks (Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke)

Mar

2023

Six-figure student loans

From: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

Episode: Superhuman Law (2022) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I did not go to law school and rack-up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists and adult orphans for some reason.

Tatiana Maslany (Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk)

Dec

2022

You do know me!

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Moveable Feast: Part 2 (2001) (Season 4, Episode 10)

(sigh) I didn't know what to get you, so I just, uh, put some money in a box. –Oh, Pop, you do know me!

Beau Bridges (Daniel McFarland) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

Nov

2022

Billionaire time travel

From: Quantum Leap (2022)

Episode: What a Disaster! (2022) (Season 1, Episode 6)

So, scenario number two: a private company is behind this. Some billionaire or defense contractor got enough pieces of this shared with them and can now travel through time. –Elon Musk or Z-Zuck being able to control the past? Ugh, that's terrifying.

Nanrisa Lee (Jenn Chou) | Mason Alexander Park (Ian Wright)

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