#News

May

2022

Scooby-Doo this shit!

From: Spider-Man: No Way Home

Let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get onto your phones, scour the internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit!

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

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#Frustration

#Internet

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Jan

2022

Condition Red

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

From: Dr. Strangelove

The base is being put on Condition Red. I want this flashed to all sections immediately.

Sterling Hayden (Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper)

Aug

2021

A good obituary

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Pilot (1993) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Jimmy, never underestimate the need for a good obituary.

Lane Smith (Perry White)

Jan

2021

Answer no questions

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Mirror, Mirror (1967) (Season 2, Episode 4)

I can answer none of your questions at this time.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

Sep

2019

Moscow in flames

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York; film at eleven.

Neil Thompson (Newscaster)

Apr

2019

Won't have him slandered

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Aw, damn it! That was Fox News. Apparently, they own the rights to Hitler's likeness and they won't have him slandered.

Seth MacFarlane (Carter Pewterschmidt)

Nov

2018

Good news / bad news

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Scar (2006) (Season 2, Episode 15)

I'm afraid this is one of those Good News/Bad News conversations.

Mary McDonnell (President Laura Roslin)

Oct

2018

Three buttocks

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Episode: Sex and Violence (1969) (Season 1, Episode 2)

And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.

Eric Idle (Announcer)

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#Butts

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Sep

2018

Press leak

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Sacrifice (2006) (Season 2, Episode 16)

How the hell did this get out to the Press?

Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)

Mar

2018

Good news, boppers, the big alert has been called off. It turns out that the early reports were wrong. All wrong. Now for that group out there that had such a hard time getting home... Sorry about that. I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.

Lynne Thigpen (D.J.)

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Born Today

Richard Bremmer • 27 Jan 1953

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Chris Gauthier • 27 Jan 1976

Patton Oswalt • 27 Jan 1969

Donna Reed • 27 Jan 1921

Michael Ripper • 27 Jan 1913

Connor Widdows • 27 Jan 1992

Died Today

John Hurt • 27 Jan 2017

Jack Paar • 27 Jan 2004

Zelda Rubinstein • 27 Jan 2010

Died This Year

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