Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

AKA: Duckman

(1994 - 1997)

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man @ IMDB

Aug

2005

You're an imbecile

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Egad, but you're an imbecile!

Tim Curry (George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken)

#Insult

Aug

2005

Voted most likely

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Noir Gang (1996) (Season 3, Episode 1)

You know, in High School I was voted 'Most Likely To Never Have an Attractive Woman Speak To Me.' –Also, 'Most Likely To Be Indicted,' 'Most Likely To Wear Vinyl,' and 'Most Likely To End Up On A Street Corner Wallowing In His Own Sputum.'

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2020-06-01

Aug

2005

Not cleaning that up

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I am not cleaning that up!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)

#Cleaning

#Hygiene

Jun

2005

Global adulation

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I hope this doesn't sound grandiose, but tonight I begin my preordained ascent towards the global adulation I so richly deserve.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

Jun

2005

Cable system operators

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I'm worried that Ajax might be in the clutches of filthiest, greediest animals on Earth. –Cable system operators?

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

Jan

2005

This is the IRS!

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

This is the IRS! Throw out your wallets and surrender!

John Spencer (Agent Dennehy)

File Updated: 2016-04-10

Jan

2005

Reenacted right before our eyes

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I remember everything as clearly as if it were going to be reenacted right before our eyes.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Memory

Jan

2005

A provocative piece of stagecraft

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I found it a provocative piece of stagecraft, marred only by the author's over-weening pretense towards psychological insight. But the violence was keen.

Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)

#Theatre

#Violence

#Literature