Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

AKA: Duckman

(1994 - 1997)

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man @ IMDB

Feb

2004

Hello, boys

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Noir Gang (1996) (Season 3, Episode 1)

Hello, boys. Are you ready?

Bebe Neuwirth (Tamara La Boinque)

File Updated: 2020-06-02

#Greetings

#Sex

#Innuendo

#Lust

Feb

2004

Not exactly mauve, but mauvish

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Noir Gang (1996) (Season 3, Episode 1)

From the moment she opened her mouth I wanted to sublet her tongue, move into her larynx, and re-do the upper incisors in mauve. Well, not exactly mauve, but mauvish.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2020-06-01

Nov

2003

The spewing of bile

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

You're aware that while it affords one the momentary illusion of satisfaction, the spewing of bile is never a permanent solution.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2016-04-10

Oct

2003

The meaning of the word 'quit'

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I'll be tireless in my efforts for Duckman doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' –Apparently, the word 'clue' slipped through the cracks as well.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Burn

Oct

2003

That's why I bikini wax

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. And that's why I bikini wax with the new and improved 'Gee Your Groin Looks Well-Groomed.'

uncredited (Commercial Spokesman)

Oct

2003

Color me kooky

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Color me kooky, but something very odd is going on around here

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Paranoia

Oct

2003

That can be hard to watch

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Ma'am, please wait outside. The doctor may need to start slamming his fist on the patient's chest and yelling 'Live, damn you, live!, and that can be hard to watch.

uncredited (Nurse)

#Medical

#Warnings

Sep

2003

Glamour-deprived boys and girls

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Sorry, boys, but I'm not ready to settle down. All over this great land of ours there are other glamour-deprived boys and girls that need my help. As we say in the Theatre, ciao!

Jim Bailey