#Bodily Fluids

Hell, I seen things make a grown-man lose control of his glandular functions. You spend three days in a horse carcass living off your own juices. It'll change a man. Oh, yeah.

Johnny Depp (Rango)

#Bodily Fluids

#Self-Control

#Horses

#Philosophy

#Juice

Jan

2014

Drool is a tool

From: Monsters University

Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!

Alfred Molina (Professor Derek Knight)

#School

#Encouragement

#Bodily Fluids

Nov

2011

Vulgar noises

From: Keeping Up Appearances

(blowing nose) –Richard! Please don't make those vulgar noises. If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of vulgar noises.

Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

#Bodily Fluids

#Bodily Noises

#Ego

Dec

2010

Somewhere I can sell blood

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?

Bryan Cranston (Hal)

Nov

2010

Exchanged bodily fluids

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids?

Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

Jul

2010

Needs an enema

From: Batman (1989)

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson (The Joker / Jack Napier)

Jan

2010

Use the loo

From: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

Do you mind if I use the loo?

Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore)

Oct

2009

Black Watch Plaid

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Blackwatch Plaid (2004) (Season 2, Episode 1)

Also, I've noticed a couple of you have slipped back into being able to concentrate on your work and somehow manage to control your bowels. Which means I have no choice but to terrify you by ratcheting up the Alert Level a couple of notches to Black Watch Plaid! Oh, and I'm going to have to take some more drastic security measures, like, hmm, I don't know, installing a camera in the Ladies Room?

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

May

2009

I need your urine!

From: Family Guy

Stewie, I need your urine! –(gasp) Really?!

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

Mar

2008

My third oil change today

From: Robots

Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.

Drew Carey (Crank)

#Bodily Fluids

#Medical

Jan

2008

One more inch of snow

From: Where The Boys Are

If I see one more inch of snow, just one more flake, I'm going to absolutely barf!

Dolores Hart (Merritt Andrews)

#Weather

#Bodily Fluids

#Medical

Jul

2007

Giant radioactive rubber pants

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: The Nightmare Begins (2001) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Invaders' blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

File Updated: 2017-09-02

Jan

2006

To the Executive Pissoir!

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Droopy Botox (2004) (Season 2, Episode 10)

To the Executive Pissoir!

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

Nov

2005

Tinkle Fairy

From: Family Guy

Why thank you, Tinkle Fairy.

Adam West (Mayor Adam West)

#Gay

#Bodily Fluids

Sep

2004

Newsflash

From: Ice Age

Do we have to get a newsflash every time your body does something?

Denis Leary (Diego)

#News

#Bodily Fluids

#Bodily Noises

Aug

2004

So excited I could squirt

From: ALF

I'm so excited I could squirt.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

#Excitement

Nov

2002

No grass grows

From: The Women

You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows ever.

Paulette Goddard (Miriam Aarons)

#Bitchy

#Bodily Fluids

#Spitting

Jul

2001

Bear, I'm coming!

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

Coming, Bear! Bear, I'm coming! (grunting)

Peter Linz (Tutter)

Apr

2001

When Nature calls

From: Animaniacs

Well, you know, when Nature calls you have to pick up the phone and say, 'Hello. I-I got your message. I've got a package for you.'

Rob Paulsen (Dr. Otto Scratchensniff)

May

1999

Everybody has to poop sometimes

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

Everybody and every creature has to poop sometimes.

Noel McNeal (Bear)

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