#Bodily Fluids

Nov

2020

Prepare your bladder

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: A Room with a Moose (2001) (Season 1, Episode 7a)

Prepare your bladder for imminent release!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

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#Warnings

Aug

2017

Potty emergency!

From: Animaniacs

Episode: Potty Emergency (1993) (Season 1, Episode 26)

Potty emergency!

Jess Harnell (Wakko Warner)

Jan

2014

It'll change a man

From: Rango

Hell, I seen things make a grown-man lose control of his glandular functions. You spend three days in a horse carcass living off your own juices. It'll change a man. Oh, yeah.

Johnny Depp (Rango)

Jan

2014

Drool is a tool

From: Monsters University

Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!

Alfred Molina (Professor Derek Knight)

Nov

2011

Vulgar noises

From: Keeping Up Appearances

(blowing nose) –Richard! Please don't make those vulgar noises. If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of vulgar noises.

Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

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#Bodily Noises

#Ego

Jun

2011

Tastes like goblin piss

From: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1

For those of you who haven't taken Polyjuice Potion before, fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.

Brendan Gleeson (Professor Alastor 'MadEye' Moody)

File Updated: 2020-08-05

Dec

2010

Somewhere I can sell blood

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Nov

2010

Exchanged bodily fluids

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids?

Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

#Sex

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Jul

2010

Needs an enema

From: Batman (1989)

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson (The Joker / Jack Napier)

Jan

2010

Use the loo

From: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

Do you mind if I use the loo?

Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore)

File Updated: 2020-08-04

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