#Bodily Fluids

Hell, I seen things make a grown-man lose control of his glandular functions. You spend three days in a horse carcass living off your own juices. It'll change a man. Oh, yeah.

Johnny Depp (Rango)

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#Self-Control

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#Philosophy

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Jan

2014

Drool is a tool

From: Monsters University

Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!

Alfred Molina (Professor Derek Knight)

Nov

2011

Vulgar noises

From: Keeping Up Appearances

(blowing nose) –Richard! Please don't make those vulgar noises. If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of vulgar noises.

Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

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#Bodily Noises

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Dec

2010

Somewhere I can sell blood

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?

Bryan Cranston (Hal)

Nov

2010

Exchanged bodily fluids

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids?

Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

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Jul

2010

Needs an enema

From: Batman (1989)

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson (The Joker / Jack Napier)

Jan

2010

Use the loo

From: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

Do you mind if I use the loo?

Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore)

Oct

2009

Black Watch Plaid

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Blackwatch Plaid (2004) (Season 2, Episode 1)

Also, I've noticed a couple of you have slipped back into being able to concentrate on your work and somehow manage to control your bowels. Which means I have no choice but to terrify you by ratcheting up the Alert Level a couple of notches to Black Watch Plaid! Oh, and I'm going to have to take some more drastic security measures, like, hmm, I don't know, installing a camera in the Ladies Room?

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

May

2009

I need your urine!

From: Family Guy

Stewie, I need your urine! –(gasp) Really?!

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

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