AKA: Duckman (1994 - 1997) Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man @ IMDB Nov 01 2004 Rapidly deteriorating mental condition From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Perhaps you'd like to be alone with your rapidly deteriorating mental condition? Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman) #Mental Health Sep 21 2004 Dental records From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records! Nancy Travis (Bernice) #Warnings#Violence Sep 21 2004 Not really a people person From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man He's not really a 'people person,' is he? Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo) #Charm Aug 23 2004 A doctor not a rodeo clown From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a rodeo clown! Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo) #Clowns#Parody#Medical#I'm A Doctor#Ego#Rodeo Aug 23 2004 Does this mean the sex is off? From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Does this mean the sex is off? Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Sex Jul 27 2004 Rorschach test From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Well now look what you made me do! I gotta go in there with a picture of me and Vanna White frolicking naked with a tribe of pygmies on my chest! –Hmm. Looks like synchronized swimmers crocheting mittens in a pool filled with truffles to me. –You're sick. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Mental Health#Clothes#Food Jul 27 2004 Picture of a drag queen From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Any particular reason you got a picture of a drag queen on a shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest? –All right, never mind that! Michael McKean (Bob Hiney) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Gay#Mental Health#Sex Jul 27 2004 Me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Excuse me, why do you have a picture of me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman rolling around on a rubber bed on your chest? Andrea Martin (Val de Ree) #Clothes#Religion#Sex#Tattoos#Alcohol#Kink Jul 27 2004 Cut the crapola From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Cut the crapola, sister. It won't wash here. Gina Belafonte (Wanda) #Confrontation Jun 21 2004 The ghost of Liberace From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man That's it! He's been kidnapped by the ghost of Liberace! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Gay#Paranormal Pages« first ‹ previous … 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … next › last »
Nov 01 2004 Rapidly deteriorating mental condition From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Perhaps you'd like to be alone with your rapidly deteriorating mental condition? Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman) #Mental Health
Sep 21 2004 Dental records From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records! Nancy Travis (Bernice) #Warnings#Violence
Sep 21 2004 Not really a people person From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man He's not really a 'people person,' is he? Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo) #Charm
Aug 23 2004 A doctor not a rodeo clown From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a rodeo clown! Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo) #Clowns#Parody#Medical#I'm A Doctor#Ego#Rodeo
Aug 23 2004 Does this mean the sex is off? From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Does this mean the sex is off? Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Sex
Jul 27 2004 Rorschach test From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Well now look what you made me do! I gotta go in there with a picture of me and Vanna White frolicking naked with a tribe of pygmies on my chest! –Hmm. Looks like synchronized swimmers crocheting mittens in a pool filled with truffles to me. –You're sick. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Mental Health#Clothes#Food
Jul 27 2004 Picture of a drag queen From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Any particular reason you got a picture of a drag queen on a shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest? –All right, never mind that! Michael McKean (Bob Hiney) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Gay#Mental Health#Sex
Jul 27 2004 Me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Excuse me, why do you have a picture of me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman rolling around on a rubber bed on your chest? Andrea Martin (Val de Ree) #Clothes#Religion#Sex#Tattoos#Alcohol#Kink
Jul 27 2004 Cut the crapola From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Cut the crapola, sister. It won't wash here. Gina Belafonte (Wanda) #Confrontation
Jun 21 2004 The ghost of Liberace From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man That's it! He's been kidnapped by the ghost of Liberace! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Gay#Paranormal
