Apr 12 2017 Going to jail for tax evasion From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man It seems like such a waste to go to jail just for tax evasion! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Crime#Jail#Prison#Taxes Aug 13 2016 Racoons in your pants From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Very impressive, Mr. Duckman, but why are you telling me in Cherokee that you have raccoons in your pants? Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Teri Garr (Vanessa La Pert) #Language#Babbling#Clothes#Raccoons#Native Americans#Cherokee Aug 04 2016 Looks worse than it is From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man I'm here to report that it looks a lot worse than it actually is. –Not unlike nipple clamps. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Sex#Toys May 22 2016 Singing show tunes From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Sure... when my butt starts singing show tunes. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Condescension#Butts#Show Tunes Apr 30 2016 Many-colored scrotum From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Either you're babbling or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many-colored. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Language#Genitals#Babbling#Native Americans#Cherokee Apr 11 2016 Dad's last words From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Father's Day#Parenting#Death#Guns Mar 27 2008 Body sandwich From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man OK, girls, take a breather. Oil up, and I'll be back for our 2-o'clock body sandwich. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Sex#Food#Lust Mar 15 2008 I've had an epiphany From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Ah, well, life's an ever-unfolding blah, blah, blah. The point is I've had an epiphany! –You mean a sudden revelation about the essence of existence? –Oh. Eh, no. What's the word? Colonic! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Elizabeth 'E. G.' Daily (Mambo Duckman) #Religion#Existentialism#Enemas Mar 15 2008 I'm a detective From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man I'm a detective! I got better things to do than try to solve wild-goose-chase, impossible-to-figure-out mysteries. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Mystery#Work#Police Apr 17 2007 It's crapper time From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Hold that thought, it's crapper time. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Poop Pages1 2 3 4 5 6 next › last »
Apr 12 2017 Going to jail for tax evasion From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man It seems like such a waste to go to jail just for tax evasion! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Crime#Jail#Prison#Taxes
Aug 13 2016 Racoons in your pants From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Very impressive, Mr. Duckman, but why are you telling me in Cherokee that you have raccoons in your pants? Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Teri Garr (Vanessa La Pert) #Language#Babbling#Clothes#Raccoons#Native Americans#Cherokee
Aug 04 2016 Looks worse than it is From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man I'm here to report that it looks a lot worse than it actually is. –Not unlike nipple clamps. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Sex#Toys
May 22 2016 Singing show tunes From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Sure... when my butt starts singing show tunes. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Condescension#Butts#Show Tunes
Apr 30 2016 Many-colored scrotum From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Either you're babbling or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many-colored. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Language#Genitals#Babbling#Native Americans#Cherokee
Apr 11 2016 Dad's last words From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) #Father's Day#Parenting#Death#Guns
Mar 27 2008 Body sandwich From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man OK, girls, take a breather. Oil up, and I'll be back for our 2-o'clock body sandwich. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Sex#Food#Lust
Mar 15 2008 I've had an epiphany From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Ah, well, life's an ever-unfolding blah, blah, blah. The point is I've had an epiphany! –You mean a sudden revelation about the essence of existence? –Oh. Eh, no. What's the word? Colonic! Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Elizabeth 'E. G.' Daily (Mambo Duckman) #Religion#Existentialism#Enemas
Mar 15 2008 I'm a detective From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man I'm a detective! I got better things to do than try to solve wild-goose-chase, impossible-to-figure-out mysteries. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Mystery#Work#Police
Apr 17 2007 It's crapper time From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Hold that thought, it's crapper time. Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) #Poop
