John Winger

I'm talking about something important, like discipline and duty and honor and courage. And you ain't got none of it! –Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans. Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out, but get off my back.

Warren Oates (Sgt. Hulka) | Bill Murray (John Winger)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

Feb

2007

Officer material

From: Stripes

Do you think I'm Officer material? –God, I'm worried about you.

Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey) | Bill Murray (John Winger)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

#Military

#Worry

Jul

2005

The Aunt Jemima treatment

From: Stripes

You know what the rest of your problem is? –Mm-mm. Tell me. –You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Bill Murray (John Winger) | P.J. Soles (Stella Hansen)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

Jul

2005

The wretched refuse

From: Stripes

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans with a capital A, huh? You know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

May

2003

We're so damned lost

From: Stripes

We're so damned lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?

Bill Murray (John Winger)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

May

2003

It's Czechoslovakia

From: Stripes

Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick them up, and we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. –Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!