Jun 16 2024 Happy Father's Day! From: American Dad! Episode: Father's Daze (2016) (Season 12, Episode 1) Happy Father's Day! Birdhouse is coming along great! 'Course the city inspector's riding me about zoning laws, and my electrician's putting me through the whole rigamarole. –Steve, you've made peace with never being with a woman, right? –Uh, yeah. Scott Grimes (Steve Smith) | Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) #Father's Day#Father#Inspections#Legal#Electricity#Condescension#Sex#Birds
Aug 22 2023 Are you saying no? From: That '70s Show Episode: That Wrestling Show (1999) (Season 1, Episode 15) Did you say "no?" Are you telling me "no?" Is that what I'm hearing? Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) #Father#Father's Day#Confrontation#Incredulity#Shock
Jun 18 2023 Daddy issues From: Reservation Dogs Episode: The Curse (2022) (Season 2, Episode 1) What's wrong with him? –He's got daddy issues. –I ain't got daddy issues. –Hey, we all got daddy issues. Wes Studi (Bucky) | Paulina Alexis (Willie Jack) | D'Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai (Bear Smallhill) #Daddy#Father's Day#Mental Health#Denials#Father
Jun 17 2023 Messing with daddy From: Kick-Ass I'm just fucking with you, daddy. Chloë Grace Moretz (Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl) #Teasing#Father#Father's Day
Jan 20 2023 I wish you'd have my back From: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Dad, nobody believes me, so I'm used to defending our world on my own. But I wish, just once, you'd have my back. –Wishing isn't very scientific, son. Andy Berman (Dib Membrane) | Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane) #Defense#Disbelief#Parenting#Father#Wishes#Science#Father's Day
May 28 2022 Never had kids From: Spider-Man: No Way Home This is why I never had kids. Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) #Children#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Mar 06 2022 For your own good From: Leghorn Swoggled Pay attention, son, this is for your own good. Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn) #Advice#Condescension#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Jan 23 2022 Why can't I have normal offspring?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a) Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh. Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe) #Parenting#Frustration#Father#Father's Day#Fruit#Metaphors
Jun 24 2021 The things dad would say From: Young Frankenstein I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?! Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein) #Father#Father's Day#Remembrance#Bathroom#Innuendo#Masturbation
Aug 22 2020 Son?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: I Have No Son! (1994) (Season 2, Episode 1) Son?! I have no son! Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead) #Parenting#Father#Father's Day#Disappointment