#Advice

Mar

2018

Try decaf

From: Agent Cody Banks

You know, maybe you should try decaf.

Frankie Muniz (Cody Banks)

#Coffee

#Decaf

#Suggestions

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Jan

2018

There's a gray area

From: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a-- There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

#Advice

#Frustration

#Concern

Sep

2017

Pathetic like you

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

Aug

2017

Count your blessings

From: To Kill a Mockingbird

You count your blessings and stop complaining, both of you.

Rosemary Murphy (Maudie Atkinson)

#Complaints

#Frustration

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Mar

2017

You trusted us

From: Animal House

Hey, come on, Flounder... You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up! You trusted us.

Tim Matheson (Eric 'Otter' Stratton)

Jan

2017

Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice, OK? Don't ever go up to the drive-thru, OK? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? OK, OK, OK, OK, let me tell you, OK. They fuck you at the drive-thru, OK? They fuck you at the drive-thru. They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked, OK?

Joe Pesci (Leo Getz)

Jan

2017

Never start with your Final Sanction

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Deep Breath (2014) (Season 8, Episode 1)

Never start with your Final Sanction. You've got nowhere to go but backwards.

Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald)

Nov

2016

It's definitely you

From: Star Trek: Beyond

You know, Spock, if an Earth girl says, uh, "it's me, not you"? It's definitely you.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Nov

2016

The more you take

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

When will you realize? The more you take, the less you have.

Randall Duk Kim (Oogway)

Aug

2016

Never try to shit an old pro

From: The Ritz

Never try to shit an old pro, chico.

Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez)

Jul

2016

Don't over-think it

From: The Good Dinosaur

Don't over-think it.

Sam Elliott (Butch)

#Chastisement

#Advice

#Obsession

Jun

2016

Get through your fear

From: The Good Dinosaur

Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side.

Jeffrey Wright (Poppa)

Apr

2016

Not what it used to be

From: Babylon 5

Episode: The Long Dark (1994) (Season 1, Episode 5)

Take my advice and go back to the time you came from. The future isn't what it used to be.

Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar)

Mar

2016

The guilt

From: Daredevil

Guilt can be a good thing. It's a soul's call-to-action; the indication that something is wrong. The only way to rid your heart of it is to correct your mistakes and keep going until amends are made. I don't know what you didn't do and what you should've done, but the guilt? The guilt... means your work is not yet finished.

Peter McRobbie (Father Lantom)

Jan

2016

Your heart is free

From: Braveheart

Your heart is free... have the courage to follow it.

Sean Lawlor (Malcolm Wallace)

#Courage

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#Philosophy

Jan

2016

Self-respect

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Crush Syndrome (2015) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Self-respect! Get some!

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

#Self-Respect

#Condescension

#Advice

Jan

2016

From: Only The Lonely

I don't believe this. I'm getting romantic advice from a widow and two bachelors.

John Candy (Danny Muldoon)

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Born Today

Bruce Campbell • 22 Jun 1958

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Stephanie Jacobsen • 22 Jun 1980

David L. Lander • 22 Jun 1947

John Murray • 22 Jun 1958

Barbara Perry • 22 Jun 1923

Amrish Puri • 22 Jun 1932

Tim Russ • 22 Jun 1956

Meryl Streep • 22 Jun 1949

Died Today

Fred Astaire • 22 Jun 1987

George Carlin • 22 Jun 2008

Judy Garland • 22 Jun 1969

Hope Summers • 22 Jun 1978

Died This Year

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19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

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