#Advice

Sep

29

2018

What we obtain too easily

From: The Brass Bottle

What we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly, and it has little value.

Tony Randall (Harold Ventimore)

Sep

10

2018

Don't freeze

From: Black Panther

Just don't freeze when you see her. –I never freeze.

Danai Gurira (Okoye) | Chadwick Boseman (T'Challa / Black Panther)

Mar

05

2018

Try decaf

From: Agent Cody Banks

You know, maybe you should try decaf.

Frankie Muniz (Cody Banks)

Jan

08

2018

There's a gray area

From: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a-- There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Sep

29

2017

Pathetic like you

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

Aug

29

2017

Count your blessings

From: To Kill a Mockingbird

You count your blessings and stop complaining, both of you.

Rosemary Murphy (Maudie Atkinson)

Mar

03

2017

You trusted us

From: Animal House

Hey, come on, Flounder... You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up! You trusted us.

Tim Matheson (Eric 'Otter' Stratton)

Jan

27

2017

Don't go up to the drive-thru

From: Lethal Weapon 2

Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice, OK? Don't ever go up to the drive-thru, OK? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? OK, OK, OK, OK, let me tell you, OK. They fuck you at the drive-thru, OK? They fuck you at the drive-thru. They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked, OK?

Joe Pesci (Leo Getz)

#Customer Service

Jan

20

2017

Never start with your Final Sanction

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Deep Breath (2014) (Season 8, Episode 1)

Never start with your Final Sanction. You've got nowhere to go but backwards.

Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald)

Nov

29

2016

It's definitely you

From: Star Trek: Beyond

You know, Spock, if an Earth girl says, uh, "it's me, not you"? It's definitely you.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

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