#Mother

Jun

23

2022

Mama, I'm gay

From: Sordid Lives

Mama! I'm gay. –I know you're gay! I've known you're gay since you were five-years-old and you wanted that doll Suzie Q for Christmas instead of the dump truck your daddy wanted to buy for you. I know you're gay, Ty. I've always known, but could we please just bury your grandmother and get on with life, could we?! Because I think I'm going to explode any minute if any more shit hits the fan today!

Kirk Geiger (Ty Williamson) | Bonnie Bedelia (Latrelle Williamson)

May

26

2022

Call mom

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Hilloween (1997) (Season 2, Episode 4)

I think I'll go call my mom.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Apr

05

2022

My special sock

Free Guy

From: Free Guy

Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to god, if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

Channing Tatum (Revenjamin Buttons)

Feb

01

2022

The curious fish

From: Luca

Yeah, well, the curious fish gets caught!

Maya Rudolph (Daniela Paguro)

Dec

05

2021

You're gonna get it

From: A Christmas Story

Don't you give me that look! You're gonna get it!

Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

Nov

16

2021

Writing on a bus

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

Look. Look at her. Look at that girl. She's writing a research paper on a bus. –So? –That is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina.

Awkwafina (Katy Chen / Chen Ruiwen) | Simu Liu (Shaun / Xu Shang-Chi)

#Transportation

May

04

2021

We don't get on

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Oh, I'm sorry, but that's quite out of the question. Children and I don't get on.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

Dec

25

2020

It's tradition

American Dad!

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So, you want to get Chinese food and watch a movie? –Of course, mom, it's tradition.

Nicole Shabtai (Esther Lonstein) | Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein)

Dec

17

2020

Presents from Schmanta

American Dad!

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

08

2020

Mom freaks out every Christmas

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

I don't know what it is, but Mom freaks out about something every Christmas.

Frankie Muniz (Malcolm Wilkerson)

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Radio Free America, from: Red Dawn
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WTF have you done lately?, from: Wanted
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That's a compliment, from: Farscape
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The hogs of war, from: Archer
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The world's gonna end, from: Strange Days
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No stupid questions, just stupid people, from: South Park
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Mr. Butterfingers, from: UHF
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Zoo, from: Bikini Beach
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You are terminated!, from: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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A real jerk, from: The Adam Project
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Here's ALFie!, from: ALF
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I'm just a servant, from: Arthur
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