#Mother

Dec

11

2017

More stuffing than in the turkey

From: Absolutely Fabulous

Episode: Cold Turkey (2003) (Season 5, Episode 8)

There was always more stuffing in your mother at Christmas than there was in the turkey.

June Whitfield (Mother)

Apr

01

2010

Used to pretend you weren't my mother

Archer

From: Archer

Episode: Honeypot (2010) (Season 1, Episode 5)

You know when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother. –Me, too.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

Feb

13

2007

Today you are a woman

From: Lover Come Back

Today you are a woman.

Ann B. Davis (Millie, Carol's Secretary)

File Updated: 2018-04-15

Mar

08

2005

Where's your mommy?

Battlestar Galactica (2004)

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Bastille Day (2004) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Where's your mommy? –Dead. Where's yours?

Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) | Connor Widdows (Boxey)

File Updated: 2017-12-10

Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

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