#Mother

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Chanukah

Dec

2020

Mom freaks out every Christmas

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

I don't know what it is, but Mom freaks out about something every Christmas.

Frankie Muniz (Malcolm Wilkerson)

Sep

2020

I'm telling mom and dad

From: Weird Science

I'm telling mom and dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

Bill Paxton (Chet Donnelly)

Aug

2020

Tough on mom

From: 42nd Street

It must've been tough on your mother, not having any children.

Ginger Rogers (Ann Lowell)

#Insult

#Mother

#Children

Aug

2020

Kids suck

From: The Goonies

Kids suck.

Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli)

Aug

2020

Grown-up discussions

From: Terminator: Dark Fate

Sometimes, mommies and daddies have to have grown-up discussions.

Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)

Jun

2020

Pushing buttons

From: A Very Sordid Wedding

I am not gonna let you push my buttons, mama. You may have installed them, but I am not gonna let you push 'em.

Caroline Rhea (Noleta Nethercott)

Jun

2020

Exposing bigotry

From: A Very Sordid Wedding

Well, I'm sorry that exposing bigotry has caused you such grief, mama. –Oh, don't worry about it. I'm used to being gossiped about by now.

Kirk Geiger (Ty Williamson) | Bonnie Bedelia (Latrelle Williamson)

May

2020

Mighty warrior inside

From: Onward

There's a mighty warrior inside of you. You just have to let him out. Right, mom?

Chris Pratt (Barley Lightfoot)

Pages

Born Today

Desi Arnaz, Sr. • 02 Mar 1917

Daniel Craig • 02 Mar 1968

Bryce Dallas Howard • 02 Mar 1981

Eddie Money • 02 Mar 1949

Ethan Peck • 02 Mar 1986

Paul Popowich • 02 Mar 1973

Died Today

James Lipton • 02 Mar 2020

Mercedes McCambridge • 02 Mar 2004

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Not going to work, from: Monsters University
Views today: 18

Ain't no Union shop, from: Sealab 2021
Views today: 15

A sad, crying clown in an iron lung, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 13

Look ripe to me, from: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Views today: 13

Aware of responsibilities, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 13

I don't compete with them, from: In Like Flint
Views today: 13

What crime have you committed?, from: Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
Views today: 13

Thank you, Captain Righteous, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 13

My mind is going, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 12

Newsflash, from: Ice Age
Views today: 12

Exit, stage right, from: Yogi's Gang
Views today: 12

Your new defense system sucks, from: WarGames
Views today: 12

If you want to live, from: Terminator Salvation
Views today: 11

Zardoz is pleased, from: Zardoz
Views today: 10

Not competent to hold your job, from: The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin
Views today: 10

Fred Garvin, male prostitute, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 9

Perhaps I am, from: The Bride of Frankenstein
Views today: 9

Boys are always guilty, from: The Cowboys
Views today: 9

More Christmas cards, from: Keeping Up Appearances
Views today: 8

Publishing filth, from: The Love God?
Views today: 8

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 81,287

Family Guy / Total views: 39,415

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,956

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,193

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,598

Up / Total views: 29,822

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,312

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,245

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,120

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,276

South Park / Total views: 22,112

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,261

The Jetsons / Total views: 18,847

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,596

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,469

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,679

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,346

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,922

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,738

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,138

Search form

#Mother

Pages