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Sep
10
2019

Moscow in flames

The Kentucky Fried Movie
From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York; film at eleven.

Neil Thompson (Newscaster)

#Moscow
#News
#Television
#New York
#War
#Weapons
Dec
18
2010

Monumental efforts not to cry and pout

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
From: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Today children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world-shaking significance: the annual visit of Santa Claus. Informed sources report legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout.

Paul Frees (Newscaster)
#Christmas
#Children
#Pout
Jun
21
2008

Stayed in their place

Car Wash
From: Car Wash

A Southern senior committee member replied that he had no object to homosexuals as long as they stayed in their place.

Billy Bass (Newscaster)
#Gay
#Politics
#Homophobia
#Television
#News
Jan
23
2001

I'm not wearing any pants

The Kentucky Fried Movie
From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

I'm not wearing any pants; film at eleven.

Neil Thompson (Newscaster)
#Sex
#Television
#Clothes
#Naked
#News
Aug
23
2000

The popcorn you're eating

The Kentucky Fried Movie
From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in; film at eleven.

Neil Thompson (Newscaster)
File Updated: 2019-09-08

#News
#Television
#Piss
#Food
#Movies
#Popcorn

Born Today

Pat Crawford Brown  •  29 Jun 1929
Gary Busey  •  29 Jun 1944
John Kelly  •  29 Jun 1901
Ilan Mitchell-Smith  •  29 Jun 1969
Soon-Tek Oh  •  29 Jun 1943
Slim Pickens  •  29 Jun 1919
Nicole Scherzinger  •  29 Jun 1978
Addison Timlin  •  29 Jun 1991

Died Today

Rosemary Clooney  •  29 Jun 2002
Don S. Davis  •  29 Jun 2008
Katharine Hepburn  •  29 Jun 2003
Jayne Mansfield  •  29 Jun 1967
Don Matheson  •  29 Jun 2014
Carl Reiner  •  29 Jun 2020
Victor Rodman  •  29 Jun 1965

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

On Christmas Day, from: Holiday Greetings 1941
Views today: 8
I wonder about you, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 8
Did we win?, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 5
Writing checks, from: Top Gun
Views today: 5
He's only a Wookiee, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 5
Aware of responsibilities, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 4
Some bad news, from: The Rock
Views today: 4
Direct from our newsroom in Washington, from: CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite
Views today: 4
WTC?!, from: Bob's Burgers
Views today: 4
Nothing strange about Washington, from: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Views today: 4
I am a nudist, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 4
Does it make sense?, from: Daria
Views today: 4
Not a problem if you don't look up, from: Rogue One
Views today: 4
I don't compete with them, from: In Like Flint
Views today: 3
Out of the box, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 3
Tell us about it, from: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Views today: 3
Combat school, from: Top Gun
Views today: 3
United States of Zombieland, from: Zombieland
Views today: 3
Can we keep him?, from: Up
Views today: 3
Rise to see it through, from: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,763
Family Guy / Total views: 42,972
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,130
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,494
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,286
Up / Total views: 32,576
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,613
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,182
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,722
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,124
South Park / Total views: 25,050
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,252
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,878
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,687
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,684
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,441
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,790
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,658
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,106
Daria / Total views: 15,718
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