Seth MacFarlane

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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Nov

2017

Don't mock Movember

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

Oct

2017

Halloween letdown

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

So far, Halloween's a bigger letdown than being a Met's fan.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

That's my candy!

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Hey, get back here. Hey, that's my candy! Damn you! That's my candy!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

You undead bastards

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

All right, you undead bastards, time to send you back to Hell! Aah! (machine gun fires)

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Jan

2017

White guys doing stupid things

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Stupidity

#Photography

Dec

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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