Seth MacFarlane

Born: 1973-10-26

IMDB Filmography

Dec

2017

Gluten-free Santa

From: Family Guy

Episode: Christmas Guy (2013) (Season 12, Episode 8)

The nerve of your dad, taking the fun out of Christmas like some kind of gluten-free Santa.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Christmas

#Anger

#Frustration

#Gluten

Nov

2017

What happened to our turkey?

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

2017

Don't mock Movember

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

Oct

2017

Halloween letdown

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

So far, Halloween's a bigger letdown than being a Met's fan.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

That's my candy!

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Hey, get back here. Hey, that's my candy! Damn you! That's my candy!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

You undead bastards

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

All right, you undead bastards, time to send you back to Hell! Aah! (machine gun fires)

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Jan

2017

White guys doing stupid things

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Stupidity

#Photography

Dec

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

2015

My heartlight

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Oh, my God, I can see my heartlight.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Parody

#Christmas

Nov

2015

A for effort

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

(whistles) I'd give you an 'A' for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#School

#Sarcasm

Dec

2010

Christmas is offensive

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

Dec

2010

To the shopping mall!

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

Nov

2010

Believe what I say or I'll hurt you

From: Family Guy

Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!

Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Religion

#Violence

Nov

2010

Not going to help nymphomania

From: Family Guy

(girl unzips dress on TV) –Well, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#Sex

Dec

2009

Same color as our refrigerator

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Honey, just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator doesn't mean you know how it works.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2009

Go wait in the car

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Fine. If you all hate Christmas so much you can go wait in the car.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

#Christmas

#Hate

#Cars

Dec

2009

Stole his holiday spirit

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Merry Merry, everyone! –Wow! Great sweater, Roger. –Thanks! I totally sniped it from a guy on eBay. I not only stole the sweater, I stole his holiday spirit. And that made my holiday spirit grow stronger! Because tha--that's how it works, right? Like Highlander? There can be only one?