Seth MacFarlane

Born: 1973-10-26

IMDB Filmography

Jan

2017

White guys doing stupid things

From: Family Guy

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Stupidity

#Photography

Dec

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

From: Family Guy

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

2015

My heartlight

From: American Dad!

Oh, my God, I can see my heartlight.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Parody

Nov

2015

A for effort

From: American Dad!

(whistles) I'd give you an 'A' for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#School

#Sarcasm

Dec

2010

Christmas is offensive

From: American Dad!

I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

Dec

2010

To the shopping mall!

From: American Dad!

Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith)

Nov

2010

Believe what I say or I'll hurt you

From: Family Guy

Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!

Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Religion

#Violence

Nov

2010

Not going to help nymphomania

From: Family Guy

(girl unzips dress on TV) –Well, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#Sex

Dec

2009

Same color as our refrigerator

From: American Dad!

Honey, just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator doesn't mean you know how it works.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2009

Stole his holiday spirit

From: American Dad!

Merry Merry, everyone! –Wow! Great sweater, Roger. –Thanks! I totally sniped it from a guy on eBay. I not only stole the sweater, I stole his holiday spirit. And that made my holiday spirit grow stronger! Because tha--that's how it works, right? Like Highlander? There can be only one?