Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

(1993 - 1997)

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May

2022

Don't make me listen to this

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus Fugitive (1995) (Season 2, Episode 18)

Oh, please. I'll go to jail, I'll strap myself into the electric chair, just don't make me listen to this.

Lane Davies (Tempus)

#Jail

#Electricity

#Drama

#Disgust

Nov

2021

Incredibly stupid

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus Fugitive (1995) (Season 2, Episode 18)

You are, you know, incredibly stupid.

Lane Davies (Tempus)

Sep

2021

It happens to all men

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus Fugitive (1995) (Season 2, Episode 18)

Jesse, it happens to every man once in awhile. –Not to me. –Look, it's not your fault. His was just plain bigger. –Size never made no difference before. You gotta get your mind off this, Jesse, or it could affect your future performance.

Josh Devane (Frank James) | Don Swayze (Jesse James)

Aug

2021

A good obituary

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Pilot (1993) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Jimmy, never underestimate the need for a good obituary.

Lane Smith (Perry White)

Nov

2007

Beat with a frozen lamb chop

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus, Anyone? (1996) (Season 3, Episode 14)

Wh-What do you have to gain by killing her? –Herb, if I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat it with a nice Merlot.

Hamilton Camp (H.G. Wells) | Lane Davies (Tempus)

File Updated: 2022-05-16

Nov

2007

A commercial

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus, Anyone? (1996) (Season 3, Episode 14)

Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial.

Lane Davies (Tempus)

File Updated: 2021-09-12

#Commercials

#Television

#Irony

Jan

2007

But it's fun

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus, Anyone? (1996) (Season 3, Episode 14)

I cry out to whatever humanity is in you! Stop this! –Why? –Because it is barbaric and cruel! –Well, sure, but it's fun.

Hamilton Camp (H.G. Wells) | Lane Davies (Tempus)

File Updated: 2022-05-16

Jan

2007

Couldn't possibly look any better

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus, Anyone? (1996) (Season 3, Episode 14)

Out! I couldn't possibly look any better.

Lane Davies (Tempus)

File Updated: 2021-09-12

Dec

2006

It's life-altering

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

You know, there's one thing I've found, is that when you're married to someone you love, it's--it's like nothing else in the world. It's--it's life-altering, it's--it's soul-changing, it's the summit of all human desire, and... when you finally achieve it, it's as if mind and body finally merge and you're set free. –Totally. –Cookie?