#Toupees

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer. –♪ Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer ♫ –More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome-dome cover says "Hey, guys, look at me." –♪ What could you be thinkin'? ♫ –You think it looks "natural", but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin-strap. –♪ Couldn't fool a blind man ♫ –Made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women. –♪ I don't think so ♫ –So crack open an ice-cold Budweiser, Mr. Stud In A Rug, then crack open another for that thing on your head. –♪ I don't think it's on straight ♫