#Masturbation

Apr

2022

My special sock

From: Free Guy

Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to god, if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

Channing Tatum (Revenjamin Buttons)

#Mother

#Socks

#Therapy

#Masturbation

Feb

2022

One man is not an orchestra! –Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp, and enough power. –You want to play all by yourself? –You don't need anybody else. –That's not music, Martelli, that's masturbation.

Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli)

Jun

2021

The things dad would say

From: Young Frankenstein

I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!

Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein)

Jun

2020

The wiggler

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure (1996) (Season 3, Episode 3)

I've reached the age where most of my waking hours are devoted to... how to put this in acceptable terms... working the wiggler.

Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)

Aug

2017

A little spank

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: One-Punch Opie (1962) (Season 3, Episode 14)

Well, meantime, like you say, a little spank here and there ain't gonna hurt nothin'.

Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

Jun

2016

Touching myself tonight

From: Deadpool

(gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Innuendo

Jul

2014

Particular to you

From: Bones

Do all boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes, or is that particular to you?

Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)

#Shoes

#Masturbation

#Sarcasm

Jul

2014

Touch 'em

From: Monsters University

Yeah, I wanna touch 'em.

Charlie Day (Art)

Apr

2010

I don't find you attractive

From: The Invention Of Lying

(footsteps) –Wow. –I just masturbated. –That makes me horny. I hope this date ends in sex. –I don't find you attractive. –Oh.

Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) | Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Attraction

Mar

2010

I was just masturbating

From: The Invention Of Lying

(door opens) Hi. You're early. I was just masturbating.

Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles)

#Sex

#Time

#Masturbation

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