Apr 05 2022 My special sock From: Free Guy Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to god, if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! That's my special sock! Put it down! Channing Tatum (Revenjamin Buttons) #Mother#Socks#Therapy#Masturbation
Feb 19 2022 That's not music From: Fame One man is not an orchestra! –Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp, and enough power. –You want to play all by yourself? –You don't need anybody else. –That's not music, Martelli, that's masturbation. Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli) #Music#Orchestra#Teaching#Masturbation
Jun 24 2021 The things dad would say From: Young Frankenstein I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?! Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein) #Father#Father's Day#Remembrance#Bathroom#Innuendo#Masturbation
Jun 06 2020 The wiggler From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man Episode: Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure (1996) (Season 3, Episode 3) I've reached the age where most of my waking hours are devoted to... how to put this in acceptable terms... working the wiggler. Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman) #Puberty#Masturbation#Time#Teens
Aug 01 2017 A little spank From: The Andy Griffith Show Episode: One-Punch Opie (1962) (Season 3, Episode 14) Well, meantime, like you say, a little spank here and there ain't gonna hurt nothin'. Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife) #Spanking#Innuendo#Masturbation#Kink#BDSM
Jun 17 2016 Touching myself tonight From: Deadpool (gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sex#Masturbation#Innuendo
Jul 15 2014 Particular to you From: Bones Do all boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes, or is that particular to you? Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan) #Shoes#Masturbation#Sarcasm
Jul 07 2014 Touch 'em From: Monsters University Yeah, I wanna touch 'em. Charlie Day (Art) #Sex#Porn#Addiction#Breasts#Masturbation
Apr 15 2010 I don't find you attractive From: The Invention Of Lying (footsteps) –Wow. –I just masturbated. –That makes me horny. I hope this date ends in sex. –I don't find you attractive. –Oh. Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) | Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison) #Sex#Masturbation#Attraction
Mar 23 2010 I was just masturbating From: The Invention Of Lying (door opens) Hi. You're early. I was just masturbating. Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) #Sex#Time#Masturbation