That '70s Show

Another Thanksgiving come and gone. Certainly an eventful day, hmm? –Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son, and a drunk foreign kid I'd say… Actually, it's a little better than last year.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) | Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

#Thanksgiving

#Children

#Alcohol

#Gratitude

Nov

2015

Now it's Thanksgiving

From: That '70s Show

Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh? –Yeah. He replaced me with your mom. –Now it's Thanksgiving.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Lisa Robin Kelly (Laurie Forman)

#Thanksgiving

#Prostitution

#Insult

Nov

2015

Yams and Underdog floats

From: That '70s Show

So, Thanksgiving. We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and Underdog floats. –Yeah, I'm mostly celebrating my pretty new dress. –And so much for talking.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

Dec

2014

Throw up under the tree

From: That '70s Show

Mommy? I don't feel so good. –Well if you're going to get sick again, why don't you throw up under the tree because Christmas is ruined!

Topher Grace (Eric Forman) | Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

Dec

2014

'Tis the season

From: That '70s Show

What's with the keg? –Throwing a little party. You know, 'tis the season to get sloppy.

Robert Hays (Bud Hyde) | Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde)

Apr

2011

17 years of kicking your ass

From: That '70s Show

Well, it's good to know that 17 years of kicking your ass has finally paid off.

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

Apr

2011

Pull Kelso off my mother

From: That '70s Show

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pull Kelso off my mother.

Topher Grace (Eric Forman)

#Sex

Nov

2010

Just like the Pilgrims

From: That '70s Show

Mrs. Foreman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner. And I'll bring a date and a 12-pack just like the Pilgrims!

Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

Nov

2010

Bitchy like Laurie

From: That '70s Show

Mrs. Foreman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Thanksgiving

#Bitchy

Nov

2010

Don't even know what Thanksgiving is

From: That '70s Show

You. Why are you here? You don't even know what Thanksgiving is.

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Thanksgiving

#Insult

Nov

2010

All set for Turkey Day

From: That '70s Show

OK... we're all set for Turkey Day!

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Thanksgiving

Oct

2010

Heat up my own dinner

From: That '70s Show

Fine! I'll heat up my own dinner! God knows you haven't heated up anything in our home in months!

Tom Bosley (Dr. Hammond)

#Sex

#Food

#Bitchy

Oct

2010

Your sadistic, female claws

From: That '70s Show

Well, seems like a fine man. Or at least he is now... before you get your sadistic, female claws into him and make him forget that he's even a man at all.

Tom Bosley (Dr. Hammond)

#Bitchy

#Sex