#BDSM

Feb

2023

So hot, so bad

From: High Anxiety

Oh, I get so hot when you're bad.

Harvey Korman (Dr. Charles Montague)

#Innuendo

#Sex

#Lust

#Kink

#BDSM

Aug

2017

A little spank

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: One-Punch Opie (1962) (Season 3, Episode 14)

Well, meantime, like you say, a little spank here and there ain't gonna hurt nothin'.

Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

Aug

2011

Trust me, I'm a professional

From: Sherlock Holmes

(woman screams) Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. But beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.

Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes)

#Work

#Sex

#BDSM

Jul

2011

Yes, my Master

From: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Yes, my Master.

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

File Updated: 2017-05-01

Aug

2010

I know you better than you

From: High Anxiety

Oh, get off it. I know you better than you know yourself. You live for bondage and discipline! –(moaning) Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!

Cloris Leachman (Nurse Charlotte Diesel) | Harvey Korman (Dr. Charles Montague)

File Updated: 2023-02-06

Jul

2009

I won't bite

From: Balls Of Fury

I won't bite... not anywhere that'll show.

Christopher Walken (Feng)

File Updated: 2023-05-31

#Sex

#BDSM

#Biting

Apr

2009

Ash Wednesday

From: The Vicar Of Dibley

Yes, as I was saying, since it's Ash Wednesday tomorrow I thought, perhaps, we could all try to give something up for Lent. –Like bondage, you mean?

Dawn French (Geraldine Granger) | Liz Smith (Letitia Cropley)

Oct

2008

I'll tell you what let's do... Let's go down to the Court House and see the room that they locked Boo up in. My aunt says it's bat-infested and he nearly died from the mildew. C'mon! I bet they got chains and instruments of torture down there!

John Megna (Charles Baker 'Dill' Harris)

File Updated: 2017-08-11

Aug

2008

Who's the One and Only Master?

From: The Last Dragon

All right, Leroy, who's the One and Only Master? –I am. –Aaah! –I. Am.

Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) | Taimak (Leroy Green)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

May

2008

One place that you have not yet looked

From: The Last Dragon

There is one place that you have not yet looked. And it is there, only there, that you shall find a master.

Thomas Ikeda (Master)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

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