#Easter

Apr

2022

Well, where is he?!

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

You've done it again, haven't you?! I've been sitting here since dawn waiting for the Easter Beagle! Where is he?! I don't know why I always listen to you. I never learn! You said the Easter Beagle was coming! Well, where is he?!

Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown)

#Easter

#Frustration

#Anger

#Dogs

Apr

2022

Waste of time

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

I think it's a waste of time to buy and color eggs, 'cause the Easter Beagle will do all that.

Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

#Easter

#Cynical

#Eggs

Apr

2022

Christmas decorations

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

It's Easter and they already have the Christmas decorations up! –Good grief.

Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown) | Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown)

Mar

2022

The Easter Beagle does all that

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

We're on our way to the store. We gotta get ready for Easter. You know, we need Easter baskets, eggs, candy, the works. Wanna join us? –I told you it's a waste of time. The Easter Beagle does all that. –Ooh, Linus, you drive me crazy!

Melanie Kohn (Lucy Van Pelt) | Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

Mar

2022

Easter shoes

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

It's almost Easter, and I have nothing to wear! Look at these shoes. How can I celebrate Easter properly in these shoes?

Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown)

Mar

2022

Another holiday coming up

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

We've got another one of those great holidays coming up where boys have the opportunity to give presents to pretty girls. You know, big bags of candy and eggs and all sorts of things. It's a great time of the year to start getting things. –It's not a time for getting. It's a time of renewal, the start of Spring. –Wrong. It's the gift-getting season. –What's the matter with you?! All you think about is gimme, gimme, gimme, get, get, get. –That's called survival, baby.

Melanie Kohn (Lucy Van Pelt) | Todd Barbee (Schroeder)

Dec

2018

Reading over Thanksgiving vacation

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

Marcie, what book were we supposed to read during Thanksgiving vacation? –This is Christmas vacation, sir. –Christmas vacation?! How can I read something during Christmas vacation when I didn't read what I was supposed to read during Thanksgiving vacation?! –Duck, sir. Easter is coming.

Phillip Lucier (Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt) | Lindsay Benesh (Marcie)

Dec

2017

I hate the holiday season

From: South Park

Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998) (Season 2, Episode 16)

God, I hate the holiday season!

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

Dec

2017

We don't do that at Christmas

From: The Golden Girls

Episode: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (1986) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Why don't we have a little celebration right here? St. Olaf style. –No. I will not drink egg nog while wearing a cast-iron brassiere. –We don't do that at Christmas. We do that at Easter.

Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)

Oct

2014

Chocolate bunnies

From: Twin Peaks

Episode: Pilot (1989) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.

Kyle MacLachlan (Special Agent Dale Cooper)

#Candy

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